Sid Bridge

Sid Bridge. Stand-up Comic. Co-Host of Reels and Wheels. Bass Player. Parent. Classic Car Owner.

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@Hometalk with the worst @DefLeppard cover ever:

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@NianticHelp Hey - I need you guys to resolve a problem. I remoted into a Mewtwo raid & the app crashed when we won the raid but before I had a chance to catch the Mewtwo. I’ve submitted to support 3 times and each time the AI bot has refused to do anything since the raid finished.

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@WWE @HulkHogan Metallica called. They want to know if this statue can come play bass for them.

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RT If you thought this was a printer.

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I am against JerryMathering.

Not in my Ward this close to June.

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I AM THE GREATEST.
@the_autopian #Cardle @VW

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@uyniversey That is the greatest thing since, um, since…

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@ronsterd89 This is what IUDs looked like in the 1970s. I’d recommend cleaning it before using it to dip eggs.

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There was a wrestler named Len Denton.
There was a wrestler named Joel Deighton.
There was an author named Len Deighton.

C’mon. You gotta admit that’s pretty crazy.

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A- to the prostrate cancer commercial. Sadly, asses seem to be providing the best commercials tonight.

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Every AI bought a #SuperBowl ad. This is worse than 1999 when e-everything bought ads then died.

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Roses are red, not nasty like kale,

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Time to go back to the Moon at scale

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F- to that shit-tastic crypto ad. But even going to name the brand. Take your #SuperBowlLX ad buying money and fuck off

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Roses are red, custards are flan…

[Matt Cardona @TheMattCardona]

When I was a kid, all my favorite wrestlers were jacked and tan…

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A- to @LEVIS for representing every type of ass, leaving everyone happy.

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Whoa. The cola wars have been at an uneasy peace since the late 1980s, but @pepsi has restarted the hostilities against the peaceful @CocaCola republic.
#SuperBowlLX

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@Mike_M_Klotz

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@TeslaKing420 I dunno. It’s a nice power sprayer nozzle but I’ve seen better.

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Over here watching #SuperBowlLX because I couldn’t scrape up enough extra cash for a Super Bowl GT.

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I’m in Israel and the traffic signals here for you a warning that they’re about to turn green. Pretty cool, @the_autopian