sidd

I like chocolate milk

[CWH @calebwholm]

Just passed a couple making out on my street and said “fuck my chud incel life” but it came out louder than I thought and the guy said “chin up, man”

[sara @casuaIcritique]

asking your professors for a letter of recommendation is actually a humiliation ritual of the worse degree

[Wilkins @wilkinsmyself]

“Are you busy tomorrow?” Lowkey entirely depends on what you’re about to ask me

[macky @jeonngicals]

when im smoking with ppl and i choke on an inhale

[Omar🔻🪁 | #TENOÍ @omar99HH]

SHE WAS AURALESS YOU SICK FARMER

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[Mel || HxH and Project Moon Era @FormerSoulKing]

In this life you either a smart fella or a fart smella

[g4uri @okjaaneman]

the concept of hot water showers feeling so good but not actually being good for your hair or skin is disgusting

[Chateau 🍰🩷🤍⚢ COMMS OPEN!! @ChateauTeaParty]

This was how dio was posted up in those pictures

[adi @jerkeyray]

real shit

[mariana Z @mariana057]

My wife just called me a sex machine.

Well, her exact words were "You're a fucking tool".

But I knew what she meant...