siddiqa

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

Books have two great purposes: they either make you think or they help you to stop thinking.

[N.Soteria @SoteriaNanna]

Me🫱🏼‍🫲🏻British limited series.🫶🏾

[Joaquin Barroso @joaquinbarroso]

Do you want to hear a joke about research, or not et al.?

[ConanOfLibraria @ConanOfLibraria]

I am proposing a new tour, composed of everyone who left the tour.

The Fled Sheeran Tour, if you will.

[I’m a stepping razor @ChateauSteel]

Fuck that ginger rat and Free Palestine.

[Danny Stark @dstark86]

Ms. Rachel said I hate a neutral ass bitch

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

If you raped someone in 2012 and they speak on it today, you’re still a rapist. The timeline doesn’t rewrite what you did.

[MaceAhWindu @MaceAhWindu]

I think Ms Rachel should be allowed to beat the shit outta some of yall

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Why the fuck don’t toasters have a window so you can see how toasted your bread gets?

[Talk2veee @talk2veee]

Samsung should give their handler a proper salary raise because this is top tier humor & sarcasm 😂😂😂😂😂.

[🔆🇺🇦🇦🇲Endelaus Autisme🇵🇸 @ezhanyan]

you can't miss a day on this app

[Semka @Sem1ca]

Not clearing up any rumors about me unless they are saying I eat pork

[Dev Latimer @DevinRN88]

The problem with reading a good book is that you want to finish the book but you don't want to finish the book

[Muchi @Sipho_Says]

And you can tell she was doing it for the love of the game. Killed her cousin and made that shit a jingle

[thegirl_Zora_🌞❤️ @1am_aube]

So basically every author is a #1 new york times bestseller? nobody is coming second?

[jynx @miiagarro]

i wasn't an iPad kid, i was a Nintendo DS diva

[Kiana @PowerfulTsunade]

I can’t stand muggles

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Why tf has no one thought to make the blender quieter? We found a way to silence guns, surely we can silence a blender???

[Dr Morphine @bloody_surgeon1]

Kun fayakun. Your life is in Allah’s hands, not in anyone else’s, He can change it instantly, and He will not abandon you when you need Him most.