Kadin‼️

The Fresh Prince of Pakistan

[Kadin‼️ @SiddiquiK34]

Every night… around 2am… I watch Zlatan Ibrahimovic highlights and smoke a cigarette on my porch. Just to remind myself that miracles still exist, and that child like wonder is still out there

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Eating imported fish in unreleased asics. Your grandparents dream about this

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eating corporate catered alligator tacos. Stakeholders know I’m nice on the keyboard

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I’m out here dehydrating rare foreign herbs in the air fryer. You can’t move like me

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I’m one minor inconvenience away from getting a drunk and disorderly charge at the local Chili’s

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i’m one canvas assignment away from doing a diy lobotomy with 12 gauge

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it took so much time and effort to get here, and i will not give it up witH OUT A MUFUCKIN FIGHT!!!

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looking forward to when i’m older so i can be racist at the golden coral in peace

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the first two fast and furious movies are some of the best pieces of film to have been released

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sweet jesus i love buying pants

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DESK TRINKETS

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why do goats need to be involved in yoga ?

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@sethwojtak_ on the lord’s day?

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I FOUND IT !!

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days the apple tv remotes been missing: 107

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days the apple tv remotes been missing: 107

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finally found my supply of contacts after 2 months . i can see in 4k now

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I HAVE SKATE 3 AGAIN

haven’t felt this level of joy in a very long time

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eating a sandwich outside can solve like 90% of the problems you got going on

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which would you rather be: