Sid ➐

🦥 | (PARODY)

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

If I say “Huh” twice don't say Nevermind, don't give up on me

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

If you want fast replies, then just start arguing with them

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

“liked your tweet” how about you like me instead

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

This year y’all need to catch flights not feelings

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

My parents don’t need a gift this year when they already got me

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

WTF IS GOING ON WITH TWITTER 🧍

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

“Why are you so dry” cause I don’t wanna talk to you

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I be saying “communication is key” and then ignore everyone

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

The only ex I miss is the ex-tra money I used to have

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

Twitter be making me lose faith in humanity every day

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

Getting touched during heads up seven up was the last time I ever felt something

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I dont need a therapist I need money

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I be opening up Twitter everyday like it’s the newspaper

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

If Michael Myers can chase the same person for years then so can I

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

“who hurt you” me I keep making bad decisions

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I be giving advice not knowing if it works or not

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

"your password is weak" well my memory is too so let me keep it

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

Mfs who played football in high school need to let that shit go

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I KNEW school was a scam when we had a fat gym teacher

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

I hate babies with grown-ass names, no I’m not holding ARTHUR

[Sid ➐ @SiddtheSlothhh]

My phone be so dry that I close and re-open the same 3 apps