WBC starts today. I'm excited to watch the world's greatest baseball players represent their home country. You're excited for dudes on stilts to shoot baseballs out their coochie's like strippers 🤣
#wearenothesame
Walked into @EyeglassWorld in Arvada with the expectation that it would be way better than @AmericasBestGlasses I was wrong after being one of the first customers in. The front desk made it for me where I was the last person out 😔
Today in @bouldercounty I saw a Bumper Sticker that read....Music is my Vaccine 🎵 All this time who knew @DJPAULKOM and ThreeSixMafia was the biggest Ally in the fight against Covid 🤷🏽✊🏽
Doors are Almost Open at @gunitfilmandtv and I'm not saying I'm the best, nor am I even remotely ready for the next step in my career. But I am ready to not be broke anymore 🤣 @50cent I have multiple ideas ready for fruition I just need the chance 🤷🏽
@kenaggus Ken I'm really disappointed in this property from pricing to renovations 😑 I'ma Denver Native and handyman before I was a comedian. The joke here is that you slapped shitty paint and shitty craftsmanship along with a high price...this is going into the routine.
@migrationology I give you made props bro! ✊🏼🔥😎 I could never do half of what you do or eat 🫣 I would literally shit 💩 my pants 👖 before the segment was even done 📺📡🤣