Jacob Snow

But alas we all still have to do our fucking laundry. Big Dad energy. he/him

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

2019 can eat my ENTIRE ass

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

So are we just going to go on life pretending like we all don’t have a shared memory of the Ronald McDonald cartoon having a scene with Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These in it, without realizing that doesn’t exist?

[WII SHOP WEDNESDAY @WiiWednesday]

They think their Wii don't Shop, but when the Wii hits the Wednesday, it all Shops the same.

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

LMFAO at all you pussies going to bed. You wouldn't last a second in the more physical 90's era of sleeping.

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

Nature is healing

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

It's cool that he's British again in Spiderverse. Hasn't forgotten who he is like the fraud Tom Holland

[Jack Hughes @jackhues]

This is the trailer for my upcoming college thesis film, “Mister Mummy”. It premieres this Friday, April 28th at the Missouri Theatre in Saint Joseph, MO. Tickets are $5 at the door, doors open at 6pm, and the show starts at 7pm. Be there or be scared!

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

Be Chris Chan Sonichu

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ragan: My belief is in god..
Jones: Stop using god to justify your bigotry. Stop using god to justify hatred and racism.

[David Lynch Saying It's A Friday Once Again @DLEveryFriday]

It's April 14, 2023...

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

12 year olds shouldn’t be able to support themselves a couple years later because THEY ARE CHILDREN AND CHILDREN SHOULDN’T WORK

[Senate Democrats @MoSenDems]

BREAKING: Republican Senator Mike Moon seeks to clarify his endorsement of child brides after a clip went viral of him supporting 12 year olds getting married.

In his clarification, Sen. Moon wants everyone to know the girl was 11, not 12, and she was impregnated. #moleg

[Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @OOCCouchGags]

Today's the day.

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

@Wellshitdude Absolutely zero Ws at this time

[Jacob Snow @SideburnsMcCool]

Chad

[Lucas Kunce @LucasKunceMO]

Guilty!

[Vaush 📺 @VaushV]

@Jim_Jordan