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sports analytics consultant anonymously to avoid the IRS and stat nerds | 2024: +5.3u

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@SharpClarkeNFL So do you

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@PepijnDemortier Nobody is looking at u bro. I promise u no one gives af…..try to carve out some sense of originality in your personality, find some sense of purpose that isn’t parroting European aristocrats that the people walking by you don’t even know exist…..this shit is so sad lmfao

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@0CEANGR0WNTREEZ @BancoHavinIt @zeldaplayer09 @MenOnMission_ man these the type of dudes that get it not getting lost in all this alpha male bs .all love bro

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can't wait to get going on here. need a couple good weeks.

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#NFL RECAP: 5-3, 🔥+3.9u🔥

Titans +12.5 ❌
Browns +8 **2u** ✅
Jaguars ML ❌
Texans ML ✅
Cardinals ML ✅
Falcons -1.5 **2u** ✅
Bears ML ❌
Raiders +8.5 ✅

absolutely massive day that could have been even bigger. lost bears ML on a goddamn hail mary. i knew today was big.

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#NFL 🏈 | 10/27:

Titans +12.5 (-110)
Browns +8 (-110) **2u**
Jaguars ML (+164)
Texans ML (-220)
Cardinals ML (+180)
Falcons -1.5 (-104) **2u**
Bears ML +100
Raiders +8.5 (-110)

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caleb williams has that annoying ass trait of not knowing when to slide and when to fight for extra yardage. just like tua.

easily could have converted that 3rd and short.

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amazing what happens when you lose the worst starting qb in the league. and people were calling for stefanski's head lmaooo

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#NFL 🏈 | 10/27:

Titans +12.5 (-110)
Browns +8 (-110) **2u**
Jaguars ML (+164)
Texans ML (-220)
Cardinals ML (+180)
Falcons -1.5 (-104) **2u**
Bears ML +100
Raiders +8.5 (-110)

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model doesn't like any plays today. not going to force it. back tomorrow.

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#NBA/#MLB RECAP: 1-1, -0.2u

Pistons +10.5 ❌
Dodgers ML ✅

Of the three NBA spreads we've bet this year, we've gone 0-3 by a combined 3 points. Absolutely wild. Razor thin margins. Regression to the mean coming.

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#NBA 🏀+ #MLB ⚾️ 10/25:

Pistons +10.5 (-108)
Dodgers ML (-125)

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#NBA 🏀+ #MLB ⚾️ 10/25:

Pistons +10.5 (-108)
Dodgers ML (-125)

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i didn't catch the end of the game last night but goddamn the vikings got screwed. gotta be able to review binary/objective fouls like facemasks/horsecollars.

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#NBA/#NFL RECAP: 2-0, +1.8u

Rams TT o21.5 ✅
Thunder ML ✅

Nice little 2-0 Thursday. Both picks absolutely the right side and are completely no-sweat. Gonna hit the books and get ready for a massive weekend.

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#NBA 🏀 + #NFL 🏈 | 10/24

Rams TT o21.5 (-135)
Thunder ML (+110)

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i dont think kirk herbstreit has ever been wrong about a flag. very knowledgeable and one of the best color guys in the nfl imo.

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#NBA 🏀 + #NFL 🏈 | 10/24

Rams TT o21.5 (-135)
Thunder ML (+110)

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i wanna take the celtics even at a big number like -14 but this feels like a game they choke the spread at the end. also don't love facing underdogs with high % of 3pt shots because volatility will get ya.

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#NBA RECAP: 2-3, -2.04u

Pistons +5.5 ❌
Cavs ML ✅
Pelicans ML ✅
Grizzlies -2.5 ❌
Suns -5 ❌

bad outcome, good process. lost by half a point on two bad beats but that's betting spreads in the nba. marathon not a sprint.

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#NBA 🏀 | 10/23

Pistons +5.5 (-112)
Cavs ML (-250)
Pelicans ML (-180)
Grizzlies -2.5 (-105)
Suns -5 (-110)

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ANOTHER half point loss on grizzlies -2.5. last second meaningless 3 by Utah with the game already wrapped up.

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goddamn what a brutal beat on pistons +5.5.

up by 8 heading into the fourth, get a tech for trying to play 6v5, and lose by 6 on free throws. sucks when you lose on what was the right side all along but we move.

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ja morant is underrated as a distributor. athletic freak but he's got the iq to match. fun player to watch even when he's not lighting up the scoreboard.

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goddamn what a brutal beat on pistons +5.5.

up by 8 heading into the fourth, get a tech for trying to play 6v5, and lose by 6 on free throws. sucks when you lose on what was the right side all along but we move.