SideshowBenj

Writer-thingy guy.

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@PFTompkins “You have no frame of reference here, Donny. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie...” #fatbabiesandorpets

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@itslizhannah @harrisonjaime Yeah. Sounds good.

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@batdorkgirl This is Ernie. As you can see, he’s a very fearsome pirate, and an even better sport.

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@AshsStash Oh hi, Ash!

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@PFTompkins https://t.co/JDj6My3RVb

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@PFTompkins Oh hi, Paul! #fatbabiesandorpets

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Oh hi, doggy! @TommyWiseau @gregsestero #theroom

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@lawndartsanyone Four words: Wubba. Lubba. Dub. Dub.

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@samsanders This is Ernie. He likes making bad puns and making sure you got them. https://t.co/jC1l1yexnu

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You never know. @mulaney https://t.co/XBv5L4dv5K

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This is what you should do if you're trapped in quicksand https://t.co/IK0faPaVg6

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Be safe out there, everybody! #AD5 #arresteddevelopment

[@jupinwhm on IG & Bluesky @jupin]

I like cartoonists who didn’t create “Dilbert.” https://t.co/XattNbhhxz

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@garrettpalm I can’t decide if it should be the shop next door in the Bob’s Burgers opening, or the exterminator truck.

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@garrettpalm What a time to be alive!

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@KenJennings Oh, I remember.

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@PlatypusRobot You could never pull off that look. Your feet are too visible.

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If we’re honestly doing fake news awards I nominate Peter Parker, his pictures of Spider-Man are clearly not as candid as he claims.

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

If a friend wrote me to assure me that he was a “ very stable genius” it would be cause for concern