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Representative Legislative-Diva Erik Mortensen.
I have the undisputed biggest ego in the entire legislature

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he is a clown who does nothing but try to get attention

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@SideshowMort Check out this amazing video of the heroic savior himself: https://t.co/PQpYQxK5mc

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@RepMortensen you should donate your whole salary
you failed to earn one penny of what you are taking from the taxpayers

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i am disappointed that the emergency powers ended. i cant fundraise off of it anymore.

worse i cant take credit for it ending

i didnt even go to the capitol yesterday

oh no

i need a new fake issue to fundraise off

please help with suggestions

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i support shutting government down

except for my legislative pay
that is essential and must continue

gotta keep the tax dollars going into my pocket

more for me less for you

@RepMortensen @RepJayXiong @RepJenSchultz @LizBoldonMN @RepWolgamott @RepSamanthaVang

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if i was anymore unpopular the people of shakopee would name a sexually transmitted disease after me

i am erik mortensen and i am already a lame duck

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second day of the special session and i still didnt introduce my fundraising bill

i call it the never again bill but you know i just talk about it to raise money. i am only using it to anger people on facebook and get them to donate money to me
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i am that selfish

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i spend more time on facebook than i do being a legislator

i am a zero

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i spent weeks talking about my never again bill

but today on the first day of special session i didnt even introduce the bill

i didn't even show up at the house chamber

never again is right

never again let mortensen get elected

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reminder that @RepMortensen is caucless

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i scheduled a bIG protest for 10:30am on monday june 14th

i am so arrogant that i dont even think about people having to be at work in the middle of the day

the world revolves around me

you cant spell mortensen without me

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i was voted least likely to be a legislator of any significance

coincidentally i was also voted most likely to be a legislator who people identify as a total asshole

cc: @BradTabke @melissahortman @jbeckerfinn #mnleg @Jamiemlong @zackstephenson @RepFueLee

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i lied
i never gave my first legislative paycheck to an unemployed waitress
but lying is ok
i am special and the rules do not apply to mE

cc: @RepMortensen

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if you think i was kicked out of two different republican groups only because i don't get along with people then you are not paying attention.

why wont @repmortensen come clean now instead of waiting for the whole story to come out later?

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a caucus is a group of members of a political party

i call myself a caucus

just myself. only 1 person.

that tells you all you need to know about me
my ego is so large i think of myself as more than 1 person
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everything i do is about one thing
getting people to pay attention to me

i do nothing for the people i am supposed to serve

i do it for me

that is why i was chosen as the member of the minnesota legislature with the biggest ego

it was the one election i did not cheat to win

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@_RyanWinkler i am above the law

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it dont matter how many fake cannabis candidates i recruit in 2022

i am goin lose

lose by a lot and be humiliated

https://t.co/O63PGVC1Lw

believe me @javimorillo @zrodvold @zackstephenson @RepAishaGomez @mikehowardmn

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i asked friends to put up a sign at the capital calling me a hero. they did it.
cc: @RepMortensen
my ego needs constant care

feed me

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Courtesy of Erik Mortensen Fact Checker

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laugh set to ON