John

animal lover

[John @SidlingHill]

@TeaEnjoyer1000 Preach it, Jim

[John @SidlingHill]

How it feels to airdrop monkey pictures to my sister’s macbook when she’s trying to finish tax documents

[John @SidlingHill]

@cherryohwhy If you have hot sauce you don't need any of the others

[John @SidlingHill]

If I have to walk uphill it counts as a mountain

[John @SidlingHill]

@tonyhawktruther

[John @SidlingHill]

@ArtisanLard

[John @SidlingHill]

You’re only old once you stop skipping steps when you go up the stairs

[John @SidlingHill]

@the_michigga

[John @SidlingHill]

@Jolly_Jingo_250 I can't believe we're only spending $8 billion. We need to pump those numbers up

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[John @SidlingHill]

Buying a weighted blanket because I want to simulate the experience of sleeping with a fat person lying on top of me

[John @SidlingHill]

Very demure very mindful

[John @SidlingHill]

He's on the move

[John @SidlingHill]

@kalepotatowater Foiled again

[John @SidlingHill]

The best gift you can get for your birthday is someone forgetting your birthday because then you get to hold it over them for the next year

[John @SidlingHill]

@TeaEnjoyer1000

[John @SidlingHill]

She says to take more pictures of her after she's had her coffee

[John @SidlingHill]

Meet my new friend who likes to yell at me

[John @SidlingHill]

@Jolly_Jingo_250 He did

[Muskoka411 News @Muskoka411]

From OPP
Last week, sharp eyed drivers alerted #BurlingtonOPP members to a raccoon that got in a little over their head.
Members were able to block the left lane of the ramp from eastbound #Hwy403 to #Hwy407 in Burlington to give a helping hand and free up Rocky who fled the scene, seemingly unharmed.
^rt

[John @SidlingHill]

Behold, O Lord, for I am in distress