@SigchiVihMooney Being Ana de Armas’s Dildo sounds just about as exciting as bein’ married to my ol lady - it sounds like you’re gonna get a lot of action but you end up tossed in the corner when her black boyfriend comes over
Having a stall off w the dude in the bathroom next to, which one of us will conquer our social anxiety first and shit in this quiet ass echo chamber #northtower#southtower
5 minutes into the avengers tn my buddy, first time watcher, hit a “future tweet” talking about “just watched the avengers” “letterbox this” , we know those 5 stars were for black widows ass gang😹✌️ #sexhaventer#goon
Just got off a 20 hr salvia trip, grew from a seed as a bud plant and went all the way through the grinder still a little of my keef left in my past life #nuke#growm#dayinmylife#startedfromthesoilnowwehere
My boys got this problem, at the bars he’s known for letting the shot clock run out #shrink But he’s got this chick who’s a bad shot, a 2019 Dame over PG from 37 type of bad shot, but he knows it’s going in, how do I convince him that even if it goes in it’s a bad shot #Dametime
One time I blacked out while I was with a girl and I can’t remember all the details but just know someday i’ll run it back to give her the justice she deserves
#ComebackPlayerOfTheYear#ChadPennington