Anak Sigambir

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#KemenanganItuDekat dgn cara melihat sekitar dan bersyukur atas apa pun

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pas kamu berani buat speak up di situlah #KemenanganItuDekat

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Ignorance may be bliss, but knowing that you’re smarter than somebody feels pretty good, too.

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Excuse me Ma’am, would you like me to taze your shrieking child for you?

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It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

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Much like your inflatable holiday decorations, I look presentable at night but stay in a crumpled unattractive heap during the day.

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Life would probably be easier if I were atleast good at things.

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Japan’s new first lady saysaliensonce took her to Venus. I’m just amazed aliens also call it Venus. Boy, we nailed that one.

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Half of the appeal of staying up late is the total absence of morning people.

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Had to child-proof the liquor cabinet this weekend because my god is our baby a mean drunk.

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Sitting on my balcony and shouting out phrases like “I smell cat!” and “I have a carrot in my butt!”. I like to keep the neighbors confused.

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I want to start a women’s magazine called “Period”. And some months I’ll send it out late just to freak out my subscribers.

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Despite what everyone says, I don’t think your mom is a “dirtypirate whore”. She’s actually quite clean for a pirate whore.

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How is English not considered a Romantic language? “Boobs”? Helloooooo?

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I bet childhood obesity rates in Hidden Valley are completely off the charts.

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I have serious ethical problems participating in human cloning experiments.. I just couldn’t live with myself.

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I may be a little off base here, but I don’t think the point of those personal breathalyzers is trying to beat your old score.

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Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn’t mean you can wear it well.

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I hope that one day I will be mature enough to spell extravaganza without giggling after the first 8 letters.

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Been on hold so long I can’t remember who I called. I have a credit card out and my pants off but that doesn’t really narrow it down much.