Sigilai

Learned farmer, scholar, and a free spirited Kenyan. Atheist not afraid to burn in hell.

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@Belive_Kinuthia Wish we had more monaris

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@MarthaKarua Lakini. When was the last time you provided legal counsel to someone other than yourself?? Kuuliza sio ujinga.

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@Aaroncheruiyot Do you get your salary in cash?

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@RealGich Changing loc’ again. Kapkech Nandi. Father worked for posta Married 3 wives(money was no problem) now he’s retired or fired. 18 children! 4cops, but one died mysteriously in Mombasa. Other 3 have 2 wives each. Daughters got married but divorced Compound is like a refugee camp.

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@Charsili Hawking fish is a very old profession, according to the Bible; God giveth free why thou doth sell for profit?

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@RealGich Ok. Let’s change location. Nyakach dala. Both parents died of you know what. Two daughters are hawking fish in town, both have 3 children. Two sons live on weed breakfast lunch and dinner. One other son works in Nairobi as a gate soldier.

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@OleItumbi @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @JunetMohamed He will now show them how to eat. His specialty

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@BillyMijungu This is a distraction, the team is busy planning something totally different.

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@WetanguIam @AmakanjiThomas Surely @OleItumbi you can come up with something believable

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@OleItumbi Accept and move on

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@NdindiNyoro Went to collect rent!!!

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@GichuhiwaNjogu @PeterKariukiKE @AnneWaiguru The mcas are beneficiaries of Ruto money

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@dailynation The only kikuyu you can buy absolutely is from kirinyaga. In fact the jury is still out if they are really kikuyu. @OleItumbi is the best example

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@susankihika @CSMargaretKobia @CecilyMbarire A naked picture of you would be scary and traumatizing. In kikuyu culture old ladies only remove clothes when they curse.

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@RealJaguarKenya If only you had not paid someone to manage your tweets.... I know you are not intellectually capable to comprehend this.

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@FWhitfield What the hell was that interview with the child psychologist. She just fell short of flashing the white supremacist sign.

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@OleItumbi @WilliamsRuto “Si ushawi ni maobi” ‘si uchawi ni maombi’. Show us video of him starting the meeting in prayers and quoting the Bible.

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@RealJaguarKenya You’ve started reading 😧

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@OleItumbi @KTNNewsKE @WilliamsRuto What this means is that you are out of a job

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@makaumutua @HonMoses_Kuria @NdindiNyoro @WahomeHon @DidmusWaBarasa @KIMANIICHUNGWAH @kimaningunjiri There’s not much anyone can do when their balls are tightly in someone’s hands.