Learned Hand (THIGHS)

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Much ado about nothing? Four thoughts on the Eagles’ end of season press conference

Sometimes we must remember to temper our expectations and curb our enthusiasm, lest we invite disappointment. Although most understood that very little “new” information would come from the Howie Roseman and Nick Sirianni press conference, the anticipation surrounding it was palpable. Will we learn what exactly it is that Nick Sirianni does? Does everyone hate Jalen Hurts? Who was actually behind the decision to demote/terminate Sean Desai? And for Howie (and Jeffrey Lurie) expressly, why bring Sirianni back with a plethora of accomplished and otherwise desirable head coaches on the market?

Unfortunately, If the goal was to assuage the fan base’s concerns, the press conference was less than successful. Below are four thoughts on the Roseman-Sirianni press conference.

1. Nick Sirianni is the head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles
When asked about his purpose in South Philly, Sirianni quipped that he was the Eagles’ head coach. He expounded on the corresponding job duties, dedicating a significant amount of time explaining his role as culture cultivator, relationship builder, and the shuffler of team core values. While Sirianni admitted to spending most of his time in the offense’s greenhouse, he promised to give attention to all aspects of the team’s garden going forward. Basically, this was Sirianni’s way of announcing he will no longer participate in the offensive play-calling, to the extent he did so (whether this was a forfeiture or a revocation by Roseman/Lurie is debatable).

Nevertheless, one thing is clear: the 2024-2025 season has to end on a higher note, or there will be no more coordinators to send to the slaughter in Sirianni's stead (allegedly).

2. The new offensive coordinator will have control over that side of the ball….except when he won’t.
Sirianni confessed that the offense became stale at the end of the season (a stray caught by former offensive coordinator Brian Johnson, though Sirianni later declared he called some plays. So, perhaps it is also a self-inflicted wound. It’s hard to say). To cure this ill, the team intends to bring in an OC complete with his own ideas and scheme. Essentially, the Eagles think it’s time to try new things, as the old ones no longer work. Fair and fair.

But Sirianni walked back the promises regarding the future OC’s autonomy when he clarified that the anticipated offensive scheme will be the individual’s and some of the Eagles’ staples (the exact nature of these hallmarks are unclear. The Brotherly Shove? Inadvisable WR screens to Devonta Smith? The possibilities are limited) To be clear, the Eagles’ offense is Nick Sirianni’s, the same one Brian Johnson unsuccessfully ran that was unpalatable by the end of the season. This is could be a head-scratching situation for the new coordinator, who must be fine with including failed concepts that are unlikely to add to the offense’s success, but will probably stymie its growth.

Sirianni’s irrational marriage to his philosophy aside, the brass’ acquiescence to the head coach’s doubling down on the inclusion of his offense is far more troubling, especially when one considers that the organization is renowned for its dedication to success. Curiouser and curiouser.

3. Sirianni made the decision to fire Desai
Roseman confirmed that Sirianni made the call to terminate Desai (with his support). Later in the press conference, Sirianni admitted making that adverse employment decision in the middle of the season put the defense and the coaches in a bind. This is true. What is remarkable about this statement is that which is not explicitly said: Virtually, Sirianni acknowledged that the subsequent deterioration was a direct consequence of his decision-making. People have lost their jobs for far less. Sirianni has kept his. For now.

4. Sirianni’s leash is criminally short
Of all the opaque information to come from this press conference, one thing is crystal clear: Sirianni has one year to right this ship. After declaring his intention to focus entirely on his CEO duties, Sirianni has no excuse for failing to effectively manage games. Moreover, if the alleged internal strife and dissension continue, and if the team looks as uninspired as it did at the end of the 2023-2024 season, then the Eagles will be on the hunt for the another head coach. And possibly before the end of the year. The only way forward for the Eagles is up, or its head coach will be out.

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Lindsey Graham said that Joe Biden would be dead by the end of the year.

Joe Biden eating breakfast this morning:

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@ParmaJawnCheese @figuremelout @lovestdiomande Not “get in line.” lmao 😆

[Learned Hand (THIGHS) @SigmaEsquire03]

Fantastic song selection!

Too bad this country would rather absolute garbage than a Black woman.

Disgraceful.

[Jay Shalé @jayshale_]

oh hiiii everyone over here on twitter 😅 i’m the DJ and yes the song choices were intentional 😂 thank y’all for the love!

[Learned Hand (THIGHS) @SigmaEsquire03]

Could have had this baddie in office.

Alas, we have a corpse.

Sad.

[WNBA @WNBA]

Date night: set ✅

Former Vice President Kamala Harris shares what she admires most about W players and why she and her husband Douglas Emhoff love watching games together!

CHI-LAS | ION

[WNBA Communications @WNBAComms]

WNBA to Become First Professional Sports League to Host Events at the New Obama Presidential Center

[Jasmine Golden @jas__golden]

I spoke with the family of the woman seen in the Reuters photo. She’s a 33-year-old mother and a D.C. native.
https://t.co/x38PGQAx97

[Philadelphia OEM @PhilaOEM]

⚠️ Travel Alert: To celebrate the Ben Franklin Bridge’s 100th birthday, the bridge will be closed in both directions to all vehicular traffic from 8:30am to 4pm this Saturday, July 11. Follow @DRPA_PAandNJ for event info. Read more in their release:
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[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Coco Gauff advances to her first-ever Wimbledon semifinal 👏

[Learned Hand (THIGHS) @SigmaEsquire03]

@hinotesnharmony Any bloody day of the week.💁🏽‍♀️

[Learned Hand (THIGHS) @SigmaEsquire03]

My favorite track from his BEST album.

Meet me outside. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Becca 🎧 @BeccaRBRoyalty]

Michael Jackson’s Dangerous album is pure New Jack Swing. Nothing was watered down. “Can’t Let Her Get Away” is one of his hardest-hitting cuts. Soul Train lines were literally done to this in 1991-92.

[ESPN @espn]

Naomi Osaka defeats the world No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka to advance to the quarterfinals‼️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Stephen, don't you ever fucking tell Me what to do.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"All men are created equal." - A man who owned 600 other men.

Happy 4th of July!

[Learned Hand (THIGHS) @SigmaEsquire03]

Look at that sign. My god.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

It’s 100 degrees outside in DC. People have been waiting in line for about 45 minutes to get into the Great American State Fair

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Tonight's ceremonial first pitch was out of this world ☄️

Artemis II astronaut, and proud Phillies fan, Christina Koch is in the building!

[South Carolina Women's Basketball @GamecockWBB]

😉

[O.J. Spivey @OJPhilly]

Emerge magazine, November 1996.