Meme guy

“I can be just as non-competitive as anybody. Matter of fact, I’m the most non-competitive. So, I win.”

[Manae @ManaeThoughts]

When I lose 2 arms and a leg in a car crash and the doctor tries saving me

[Salz @s6safr]

Alcohol made you do it, but you shaved before going😳

[Renie 🦋 @Renie_ch]

is anal squirting a thing or did i just shyt in this ngga bed 🤔🤔

[iskreni komentator @iskrenikomentar]

Koleginice, vidimo se u sledećem roku

[t ‎𓆩♡𓆪 @tumikeleps]

Twitter hall of fame

[Donathan Prince 🫟 @DonathanPrince]

Just shit out my hangover

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[L☆VIE ᥫ᭡ @thereallovieee]

My auntie ashes just flew in my face I hope dat wasn't her pussy

[⟲ @unotfbg]

left the gym and an older lady asked if i left any muscles for everyone else

[AT. @attwiits]

i can smell my body wash from my brother’s room

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

scientific fact

[Jem 🎀 @certified_jem]

If I’m on my period and my man says “your mouth still work” I will end his life😂😂😂

[➰ @wantedlen]

When you accidentally open your eyes while trying to sleep and your sleep resets to 0

[🪩🎲🍒 @expired_grl]

maybe your cat is meowing bc it wants a cigarette

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

cats will be like “i know a spot” and then stand directly on your areola with the weight of their whole entire body

[jynx @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[owl @sixsideowl]

today marks the 10 year anniversary of the time I fell off the swings at a park and some bitch ass kid said "what season is it?? fall?" I pray that he's dead every single day

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready