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tweets from the corner of the function

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Many such cases

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I be fixing my life for like 2 hours then randomly ruining it again

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

This economy is so fckd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

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me when i steal lava

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Hot Take:

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@DrMusaMthombeni Pressed some buttons and figured it out. Ended up leaving my card in it the first time and left 😶

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@femiiiszn The dream. But alas, rent is $2k a month for a single bedroom

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@petelmire I don't

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@Hazeludw You guys are getting paid??

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@ApeIsLive I too enjoy using basic logic

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@Ian_San254 I think the problem is the women you hang around

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I love checking behind the shower curtain for absolutely no reason. One of these days I'll find something

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@imfat Comparison is the thief of joy

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@Ravenismeee For $5k a week I'll even be reading the terms and conditions for every service

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@seezyou Meeting your type and immediately getting less funny

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I open my phone for one thing and wake up 2 hours later watching a guy rebuild a tractor in silence

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@Stormi_luv Spotify users got Stockholm syndrome at this point

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One productive morning and suddenly I’m convinced I’ve turned my life around permanently

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Realistic expectations would solve like 80% of people’s anxiety

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@deloisivete The extra day off healed something in me

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Being an adult is mostly just saying “it is what it is” and checking your bank account twice a day