Signey Stoesz

CVICU RN // Minneapolis

[Signey Stoesz @Signey2016]

Athletes are the biggest liars.

“How’s the pain?” “Ehh, 2/10” (definitely 8/10 but gotta play tomorrow)

“Tired???” “Naw I’m good coach!!!!” (Low key might collapse any second but it’s fine)

“Sore??” “Just a little bit, not much!” (barely made it up the stairs this morning”

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Who wants to join us tomorrow at @usbankstadium?

Repost for your chance to win a pair of tickets to #MIAvsMIN and a stay-and-play package from @mysticlake.

[MNMuse @_MNMuse]

Last week the Bears Scored 59 Points.

This week they scored 3.

Brian Flores.

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

That was a lot of fun guys

[ESPN @espn]

Olivia Miles, talk to her NICE 😮‍💨

[Minnesota Lynx @minnesotalynx]

IN A LEAGUE OF HER OWN. 🎯

[Signey Stoesz @Signey2016]

@thisisdspan @bheintzskol Genuinely was laughing almost the whole time!! So fun and entertaining and wish you guys would do it more!

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

The fact that the NBA refused to suspend Victor Wembanyama for Game 5 after viciously elbowing Minnesota Timberwolves’ Naz Reid proves their system of suspension is rigged & subjective.

Wemby playing Game 5 is good for ratings so they won’t suspend him.

[Curry Flurry 😈 @BabyFaceDubs]

The NBA Finals America wants

[lex @maplewedgie]

Jokic got $50k for charging Jaden who ‘broke an unwritten rule’ scoring 2 points

Lamelo got $35k for a missed flagrant 2 for sweeping Bam’s leg from under him

Wemby gets $0 for a flagrant 2 elbowing Naz in the throat

[House of Lowlights @HouseLowlights]

Almost all Wemby's blocks were goaltends/fouls.

[Signey Stoesz @Signey2016]

@NoahKahan I’ll give you a dollar if you release it now

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Just look at Miss Coco's SPEED! 😵 #PuppyBowl

[Animal Planet @AnimalPlanet]

Teigan isn't afraid to give it her all! #PuppyBowl

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Kevin. He's a reactive dog getting some training to be more comfortable. His trainer brought him to a pet store for some socialization where they learned he is no longer reactive when given a giant stuffed dinosaur. 14/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Aki. He just realized how to unify Einstein's general relativity theory with quantum mechanics to solve the black hole information paradox, but then remembered he's supposed to be a dog. 13/10

[Mateo @MJNDesigner]

I’m ready …

[NFL on CBS 🏈 @NFLonCBS]

BRB RUNNING THROUGH A BRICK WALL AFTER THIS KEVIN O'CONNELL POSTGAME SPEECH @Vikings

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Twins.TV @twinstv]

A bat signed by a World Series champion? YES PLEASE!

🚨 Repost now and follow @twinstv for a chance to win a Tim Laudner bat!!!!