Michael Turner

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@metrolaalerts subway redline isn’t functioning. After 30 minutes I had to order an uber. I want a refund!

[Michael Turner @SigningBonus]

I've been putting up my comedy on YouTube Shorts. Here's the like to one of them, check it:
https://t.co/Sxjt0laSTN

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Bon voyage! It's time to sail on the Dawn Treader, cause I'm taking you to… https://t.co/IGwXgIVFM2

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These other flowers is lyin, acting like the summer ain't mine.
#$
#dontletmeinmyzone… https://t.co/FNJU9us9Ep

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May this new year bring the world peace and prosperity.
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#usa #unitedstates #america #england… https://t.co/JZfy1qDiLG

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It's overwhelming to think about all the possibilities of an entirely new year. The… https://t.co/mMwyaGqJlS

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From caves to canvases, we have come a long way. We have mastered this earth; it has been… https://t.co/KMEl5oFeCG

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Watch This Now!
Too Gnar? Perhaps https://t.co/T7CnrBJyVv via @YouTube

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I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/3nFCbaMJKh Dishturbia

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@APurplePants I did it!

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I liked a @YouTube video from @apurplepants http://t.co/kUCPiNEEHS Two Drunks and a Clown

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I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/0pOBxaLa6f Spooky Book

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I liked a @YouTube video from @apurplepants http://t.co/LlBNbfsyBL Fifty Shades Of Grey Cheating Parody

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One Minute of Intense Tiger Cuteness!: http://t.co/9GbUNdmxGr via @YouTube

[Michael Turner @SigningBonus]

The 2000th episode of Dr. Phil! @ Paramount Studios http://t.co/GfUjAiJIFc

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I always feel concerned when I see a headshot of a cute and innocent young girl just laying on the… http://t.co/jnY0k9em2X

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Paramount tree lighting!!! http://t.co/VE3i4qwVLn

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Where was this kid during WW2? #thehidingplace #Marshalls #Ihateshopping #Ilovehiding http://t.co/22hXOobiuO

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It doesn't matter that it's fake snow or the fact that it's an almost nonexistent amount #LA We… http://t.co/GXB1VPUE3P

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Let the healing begin! #anger @DrPhil