Simon H

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@beetlemoses Are you on drugs? Can I have some?

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@faceuh8 There it is. It’s a real-life Being There and he is Lorne the Gardener.

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@EmoPhilips You’re a good clown, Emo, and thorough.

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@VibesBummer

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@goodgirljuliee Jujee when were you Most Flat?

Or do you aspire to be more flat every time

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@sanguinebrother NO.

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@MeCookieMonster Sounds like you’ve got some great sponsors my guy.

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@A_bored_mess @MikaelSwahn Four levels!

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@MaggotActor69 Make him think one of the best memes of recent years has had its day.

Good, now bring it back.

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@RollingStone Love LOVE a good music nerd stat.

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@LesDennis “If it’s up there…”

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@ItsRobbAllen Scariest thing of all is the bill.

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Gonna make a backrooms game where you're a father who's more upset that all the lights were left on and it's your job to turn them all off.

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@edgarwright Juuust one Cornettooooo…

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@graceyldn Who’s the key witness?

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@elmo Elmo you’re a good kid but you need to pick your battles better.

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@jakebrodes There Was Never Really Hammer

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[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Great news from the Loch of the Lowes near Dunkeld in Perthshire. The first osprey chick has hatched. Fingers crossed for more.

Photo link: https://t.co/7EaRpzq1Ke

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@TheFunkBible Prince at Dylan-level productivity and speculation. A dream for stats nerds.