certified_blxckmisfit

at this point, i don't give a fxck .
god got me.

[Rod. @RoddyIgnant]

Take my number, don’t ask for my IG. Cuz now u gon be callin women I grew up with my “hoes”.

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Nigga i’m tryna get rich, don’t be in my face talking about bitches

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

this motion is proudly sponsored by God

[2 @ikilledtxlutoo]

my next side quest is to successfully woo a 40 year old woman that wants to enjoy my youth

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

You ever met a woman that didn’t want anything from you, but YOU .. they do exist.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

My love language is all of them. Do everything 😭🧎🏽‍♀️

[َ @gffyoq]

disturb me, update me, tell me how your day was, because i like your notifications on my phone.

[Samrah @_Chemist1]

the smartest people aren’t information collectors. they’re pattern recognizers

[summrs @1luckixho]

No contact is no contact fuck you and your birthday

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

god please let a nigga ball again

[20∞20 @collegenavy]

not to be too woke but lento yenu of belittling our hobbies and interests<<

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

Turning off WhatsApp notifications and only seeing messages when you open the app is a different level of isolation.

[BIG OG @iamogkidd]

fucking somebody who knows how to fuck will turn you into a sex addict 😭

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I finally realized why I like Twitter so much. It has NO SOUND. 🔇 No screaming TikTok audios, no random music, no sensory overload. Just text. My overstimulated ADHD brain can finally breathe here.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i actually feed on intelligence. i love it when people know a lot about a lot of things, such as music, films, religion, beliefs, and history. i love listening to people's opinions. i want to suck in all these smart things like a sponge.

[oneofwun @yaboyDavid18]

Jokes aside ,date someone who smells nice and knows how to fuck.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

eat good. smell nice. block broke girls.

[. @Fimiye]

even at my worst i’m still fucking considerate

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

IT IS ILLEGAL TO ENTER INTO ANOTHER MAN'S LAND ILLEGALLY.

[AKA @akaworldwide]

Let NO ONE deter you from your patriotism. PROTECT your COUNTRY and it’s REPUTATION at ALL COSTS.