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@UMich alum/sicko 〽️ @ManUtd Stretford Ender 🇾🇪 Honolulu Blue Kool Aid Addict

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@austintfisher UF Gator 🐊

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@MIDWESTJD Did a little search on the dude and found this 😂. And yet I’m sure he was celebrating Jyaire’s game winning INT vs. OU minutes after he sent that message. https://t.co/xBFIG4ieOw

[jordyn @jordynhunt1]

Quade Adams is trying to convince me he's the reincarnated white version of Tupac

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@RexKwonDo92 An NBA team gonna go 10-72 by starting to exclusively shoot 3 pointers after following this kinda nerd analysis

[Austin Fisher @austintfisher]

The entire Carr family is at the Michigan game when CJ is starting against MSU in South Bend in 45 minutes

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@himbopresident It’s also dumb because anyone playing college tennis or soccer has already missed the boat on playing pro. But % of American hockey players in the NHL has gone from 10% in 1980 to 30% today so I don’t know what they’re solving for?

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@MIDWESTJD @RandyVonStrangl We’ve also seen a guy like Darrius Heyward-Bey be a complete bust. You can’t be a top NFL WR just by having top end speed

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@kingbolby There’s folks with crazy athleticism that have never played football or basketball until HS that make it to the NFL or NBA. That doesn’t happen in soccer and can’t happen. The athleticism argument is overblown unless you just want a bunch of Theo Walcotts running around the field

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@kingbolby It’s also an issue of not specializing. Soccer is a sport kids play one season before moving to basketball, hockey, baseball, etc the rest of the year. Soccer is more like golf/tennis than other ball sports: you have to pick it up out of the womb and make that your focus.

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@BearlyExistent Poch get ready to learn Justin Spiro

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@himbopresident Very happy for you. Excited to join you in a few years. What neighborhood you guys thinking?

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@himbopresident The Detroit Lions in the 2023 and 2024 seasons was very monocultural in MI. Would be at Kroger overhearing grandmas talk about Sonic and Knuckles

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@kingbolby Good lord. Naive white feminism on aisle 6.

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@OhioRespecter Joel Glazer just gets moved to tears by the passion when he sees the Stretford End singing "Joel Glazer's gonna die". He just appreciates the heritage

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@OhioRespecter @himbopresident Bingo. I can’t reasonably bring myself to care about a team that’s not from MI or Detroit. #2 is big for most of my friends and I: we got into soccer because we watched with our immigrant dads since it was the sport they were familiar with but the MLS was unrecognizable to them

[WORLD VIEW @beauti_animals]

📍Woodward Avenue in Detroit, Michigan 🇺🇸

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

Two decades of pain and heartbreak for a decade of pure glory

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@StvnAd @CFBChuckk @camlsufan Total offense is an awful stat because it doesn’t account for Michigan’s tempo which inherently means less plays and less yards. They were 12th on offense in SP+

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@jeff82874662 Matt Patricia must’ve put him on the ozempic tip

[Maize Turban Enthusiast | MUFC Ranter @SikhStoryBro]

@himbopresident Harry Potter and Goodfellas feel more like Christmas movies than Die Hard