Umchumane!!!

Sbekezelile safosta

[uNyana Womntu🇵🇸 @BhutiThole]

Haven't read much of incwadi zesiXhosa ezintsha but I'm taken back yile question paper I just saw. S. Kula, "Inkawu Idliw'lila", WK Tamsanqa, "Nyana Wam! Nyana Wam!, Buzani Kubawo", N. Saule, "Ukhozi olumaphiko", M Lamati, "Indlal'inamanyala!" These books fed the Xhosa Nation!

[Musa Khawula @Musa_Khawula]

Enhle Njomane draws a comparison between Zulu women and gay men following Ngizwe Mchunu's homophobic remarks.

[KJ @suaveKJ]

niggas be amazed when i nut without touching myself lol……that’s not a thing? esp wit bttms

[Umchumane!!! @SikwezaSiyanda]

@Kgadi_yaMoloto Wewo- Yellow my daughter 🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆

[Ous'B 💚 @BongsMahlangu_]

Y’all be asking childless women what they’re gonna do when they get older, meanwhile nursing homes are full of people with children 😭

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

You need about 3-4 months to be productive at a new job. The learning curve is steep. Even for experienced hires

[“Is this a love island joke??” @aseisheated]

Amadoda ondlayo and are there for their kids ke 😭😭😭🫰🏾🫰🏾🫰🏾 they are realising kukho I expense ezayo 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

[Oda’s Ghost Writer 🔜 MD Renn Fair 🔜 Baltimore CC @bearded_blerdd1]

If you 30+ and still putting the company 1st and not your own personal time…then you learned nothing from ya 20s lol

[Thandubuntu @Solphendukaa]

No ways this woman is hellbent on humiliating her husband every chance she gets just for kicks .

One day , we will find out what really happened in their marriage. I suspect something happened and nothing was ever the same .

[16 @Josh__IK]

Friendly babes, they irritate me so much. You bring your babe around the squad and she’s shinning teeth and chatting with everyone 🤮🤮

[Buffalo City Insider @buffalo_insider]

The famous CALIFORNIA in KuGompo City looks empty and clean after a march.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

A couple went on vacation to Thailand and ordered a massage session in their room, one for the wife and one for the husband.

After massaging the man for a while, the Thai girl said, "Massage pinis." The husband looked sheepish but kept quiet, glancing shiftily at his wife.

The massage girl said again, "Massage pinis." There was silence once more.

Finally, the wife spoke: "Don't have high hopes, my dear. She's simply telling you 'Massage finished!'"

[Dean Wingrin @deanwingrin]

Pres Ramaphosa has authorised the deployment of the SANDF to support SAPS in a major crackdown on organized crime. Starting 1 March 2026 through March 2027, the military will assist in dismantling criminal networks involved in high-level gangsterism and illicit mining.
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[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

Unpopular Opinion: Microsoft Excel is not taught enough in school. It’s your everything in corporate life.

[Null @Vhoyde]

Do women call out their friends for paternity fraud?

[Kgoši • Mmina Noko 🇿🇦🏴‍☠️ @Temosho_M4]

4 weeks ago i moved to a sleepy mining town in Mpumalanga to take on a new role. The worst decision i've ever made 💔💔💔

[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

While others are at WitsUCT studying Mechanical Engineering, Fraudsters are in Hillbrow/Parklands studying social Engineering, and they turn out richer than Wits and UCT graduates.

Let’s unpack social engineering

A Thread

[Iman Jalali @Stealx]

So what happens now?

My best guess:

1. New Supreme Leader named. Probably already picked

2. Killed quickly. Same intel that found Khamenei finds them

3. Next one goes underground. Misdirection about who's in charge

4. Foreign intelligence has enough moles to figure it out fast

5. More assassinations

6. Repeat until someone accepts the terms

The terms? Nuclear program. Missile program. And the big one nobody's talking about yet: the IRGC gets gutted

Not dissolved. We learned that lesson in Iraq. You don't disband millions of armed men who control 20-40% of the country's economy. That's how you get something worse than what you started with.

Reform and rebrand. Strip the nukes, the missiles, the economic empire, the proxy networks. Fold what's left into a conventional military. Let the new leadership save face. But the IRGC as we know it is done.

End state: less theocracy. Same regime underneath for now, but structurally defanged

Pahlavi comeback? Lowest likelihood imo

This ends when someone in Tehran decides survival matters more than ideology

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

If you leave without a plan, you'll see the real unhappiness

[FW De Twerk @nitta_buhle]

My low effort permanent government job, God did a big one there 🥺🤌🏽