The Brother Matʇ

I RP a short alien on SILHOUETTE ZERO, some weird show where we futzed with the rules. I spell my own Twitter handle

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

I've learned that for the first time in my life I can actually do pullups, and I don't know what to do with this information. So there you go.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams Starfleet. I always subscribed to the concept of people following when you shake hands from your hand to your face to your badge. I've heard arguments to the contrary however. I'm sticking with starfleet.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

Was anyone going to tell me how gripping the Witch from Mercury is or was I just supposed to stumble on it myself

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

My four TTRPG archetypes are:

1. Flashy Idiot Goblin
2. Overconfident Inept Conman
3. Violent Cultural Differences Experiencer
4. Strong Mailman

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@saylor_scout This is the most terrifying thing I've seen all week

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@LeslitGS Yes

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams Update, i still haven't

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams You know, I was thinking about this. And you really missed an opportunity for your Twitch handle to be ingdaystreams

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams What's a dog egg

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams You're not wrong

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

Nothing is sadder than being in maintenance and being unable to fix something in your own apartment. So now I need to replace it. Ugh. 💸

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

Hey chat. I really like the Backpack Hero game. Their Kickstarter ends in 12 hours. The goals have been 900%+ completed. They also have a browser version as a demo. And it's a very beefy demo. Highly recommend. https://t.co/5mE9oTHq7Q

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams Mebbe.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@ingdaydreams No

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@LeslitGS Okay there were bees at work.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

Ask me about bee pheromones. I'm a pro now.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@LeslitGS Well. A little bit.

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@RobertJontzKerr Finally! We can smell bee pheromones! Happy bees smell like butterscotch. Angry bees smell like banana peels. I got to smell a happy hive at work

[The Brother Matʇ @SilZeroMatt]

@LeslitGS No