Sitting through my son’s elementary school classmates singing the 12 Days of Christmas is a brand of hell i would only wish on my 11th grade Literature Teacher
On a road trip doing shows in multiple cities this weekend. The comedian who volunteered to drive has not used anything (phone, gps, map) to get to each location. This man gotta know where everything in the world is located. Finna have him take me to the One Piece
Just look at at both @finallyfamace and @Silk_Gawd stories on IG and I was going to say I’m contacting the authorities and then remembered.. They are the authorities 😭🤣
The amount of times I’ve said “hey i’m enjoying talking to you but i’ve really gotta take a shit” im sure my coworkers think i take laxatives as a daily vitamin
The amount of times I’ve said “hey i’m enjoying talking to you but i’ve really gotta take a shit” im sure my coworkers thjnk i take laxatives as a daily vitamin