“There’s no one way to mourn” I say to myself as I eat a whole Costco hot dog in the car in honor of my recently departed father while my mother goes into Michael’s to avoid being seen with me 🕊️
If you see registry editor and device manager open on my work computer, just know I’m down horrendous and please fucking come back tomorrow with your request
It’s quite telling that more members of Congress were arrested today for protesting in support of abortion rights than have been arrested ever for facilitating Jan. 6th.
Federal and DC taxes are due on April 18.
DC residents have no say on how their federal taxes are spent and Congress has the final say on how their local taxes are spent. #DCStatehood
One of my few joys during this pandemic has been yelling “slut” at the TV any time Paul Hollywood shakes more than one contestant’s hand during a #GBBO episode