billz 🧀

26 || Born & Raised Wisconsin Sports Fan || Songwriter || Gold Medalist in Mental Gymnastics || Miller Lite Drinker || Professional Vitamin Consumer ||

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

Me, this offseason, trying to convince my buddies who are football fans— just more anti-social, to leave their houses and watch football and drink beers with all the rest of us guys next season:

[Zach Jacobson @zacobson]

this is how it felt the second i saw micah parsons grab that knee

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

At the bar around 5 hose rn and somebody just farted and it wasnt me.

These girls be farting bro dont let them lie to you…

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@AndyHermanNFL Just a guy

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@SnowBunnyBurner @WarrenHess @KurtBenkert I could, but i’m also a free thinker who understands the AI on defense knows what play you call from huddle and plays accordingly. If you switch routes it opens up more passing lanes. Pretty simple stuff… right?

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@WarrenHess @SnowBunnyBurner @KurtBenkert Yep. Its legit 2 hot routes on back-to-back plays running the same play. Idrk what he’s goin on about but 🤷🏼‍♂️

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@ByMattWild I mean… look at that. Ill be there next week.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@ByMattWild Used to live on Belleview… can’t believe i never tried it while i was there.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@KurtBenkert Free 🧀 🧀 🧀

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@KurtBenkert If you needa to get freakier than that, throw the HB on a wheel route the first call and a texas route after the no huddle. Otherwise use as pass blocker after no huddle.
Should note: shift HB to either side if defense adjusts to an attacking front.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

Interview Al Harris as DC works for me

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

Maybe an elementary school level take here so roast me if i deserve it— I feel like the Packers should hire James Jones to coach receivers, Randall Cobb to coach ST, Al Harris to coach DB’s, Clay Matthews for LB’s and then hire damn near any ex-player/players-coach for DC.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@TannerJuby @KenIngalls Haha

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

Me, this offseason, trying to convince my buddies who are football fans— just more anti-social, to leave their houses and watch football and drink beers with all the rest of us guys next season:

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@nestorr_macias @vrthawks @new_era72 Both feet off the ground 😂 Lookin like AR12🤣

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@TannerJuby @KenIngalls Laughed out loud at the first sentence of this one. Way to move the goalposts.
Ken posts hypothetical scenarios supported by numbers and data…

If you’re feeling fear-mongered you should go to church.
This is simple sports talk, not propaganda.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@KingOfPhinland Fuck man… I’m gonna miss the comfort of Malik behind Jordan. Absolutely BALLER. Rooted in his faith— never too high or too low. Big league arm and is clearly better in the QB room than he is given credit.

An efficient dual-threat quarterback with big play upside.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@LucShanaha24000 @RossUglem If the product is the players bones and ligaments*

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

@mattschneidman And one time a few years ago before I answered a FaceTime call from my mom, I put my joint down and answered the call…
She asked, “Have you been smoking today?”
I said, “No.”

Point being… sometimes we lie.

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

An absolute pipe dream, 100%.

My thinking:

Surely in the next few years there will be an influx of ex-Packers getting their “football itch” back once they’ve had some time to enjoy retirement and get the kids raised. Right?

[billz 🧀 @SillyBodyLove]

Maybe an elementary school level take here so roast me if i deserve it— I feel like the Packers should hire James Jones to coach receivers, Randall Cobb to coach ST, Al Harris to coach DB’s, Clay Matthews for LB’s and then hire damn near any ex-player/players-coach for DC.