Silly Printer

I'm a printer

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Sidewalks are just people freeways

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🍩 Doughnuts should be called 🍩
🍩 doughwheels 🍩
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Wait, there’s no sweatpants emoji? Apple doesn’t really get what the holidays are all about...

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The real magic in the Harry Potter series was the friendships they made along the way

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Maybe we should rename “car alarms” to “loud motorcycle detectors”

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Why do fashion models walk down a runway? why not a walkway?

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Time travel is only interesting if you can travel with friends. Otherwise we should call it lonely travel.

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I bet if we all put our heads together we could get a pretty good animal olympics going.

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Nachos, but replace the tortilla chips with fries 🍟

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Shhhhhhhhhhh, stop. Blue cheese is gross.

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Cookies with raisins in them should be criminal

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Just put my sunglasses on in an attempt to turn the volume down.

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This bathroom smells like a PetCo.

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God looked down from the heavens and cried out, "Why?"
Man laughed manically and yelled, "WHY NOT?!"

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This Taco Bell order came in a grocery bag.

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Wish we could netflix binge watch this election. Call it "Super Friday Night" #SuperTuesday

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Shout out to everyone that had to deal with a printer to finish their Valentine's Day gift. Maybe you can print love 🖨💕

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The future needs to hurry up and get here so I can 3D print @tacobell at home. I'd print a couple crunchwraps.

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Sorry, what'd you say? My hotline blinged.