Kevin

No soy músico pero si quieres te la toco.

[Kevin @Siloez_]

She said she was from Zacatecas I said “I don’t care saca las tetas”.

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[Winter @winteryournight]

THESE SLY MFS ACTUALLY DROPPED IT AT MIDNIGHT

[yurgelid @jorgelido]

No hay nada mejor que llegar a casa y echarse un wow

[Benn Eifert 🥷🏴‍☠️ @bennpeifert]

Me when I'm playing Civ 6 and Ghandi refuses my mutual trade pact request

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Mucho más que un artista.
Una voz que representa a millones.
Gracias Benito.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

Job's done.

[Elmo @elmo]

That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny! ❤️🎶🐰

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

you can only retweet this today

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Real.

[Elia @luscielia]

Me every New Year

[Rebecca Adson @RebeccahAdson]

Dentist: "You've been grinding in your sleep"

Me: "I appreciate it big dawg"

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

[Rk @RkFutbol]

AMERICAN PR GIVE IT TO ME

[Sony @Sony]

How the “Next Episode” button looks at me at 2:37am:

[cat ‎ ✂️ @catb0icarti]

never kill yourself

[Warcraft Memes @WarcraftMeme]

it be like that #warcraft

[AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp]

Don’t forget.

[Xavrel @usdrippin]

then explain how i'm married to the game

[ANAF @ANAFFY_]

They had a welcome party for Haru Urara up there.