Silt Pile

I'm a 20-year old pile of silt who lives on public land in Lower Makefield Township. I'm into lying on the ground, growing plants, and not being paved.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Shout out and congratulations to my guy Stan the Can on his retirement after decades of service at the parks of Lower Makefield Township @LMTGOV. Stan stop by when you get a chance, I'm preserved now, you'd never believe it. My best to Fran and the kids.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Dr. Oz don't look at me, I offered you an alternative, but you declined and instead went and wasted all those rich people's money you big dumb goof. Byeeeeeee

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Dr. Oz as a New Jerseyan who seems to be looking for something to do in Pennsylvania, you're welcome to just come and sit on me and forget this whole Senate-run thing.
https://t.co/DpB9aX86lc

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

T-minus 60 minutes to vote here in my hometown of Lower Makefield. Get there, y'all.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@John_B_Lewis @kennedydemspa Congratulations and good luck!

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Dr. Oz as a New Jerseyan who seems to be looking for something to do in Pennsylvania, you're welcome to just come and sit on me and forget this whole Senate-run thing.
https://t.co/DpB9aX86lc

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Just wanna be the first land mass to get out here and congratulate my friend @John_B_Lewis on his resounding re-election victory.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

“Developer contributions”? Do you mean fees developers paid *instead of* planting trees on their properties as required by ordinance?

[Lower Makefield @LMTGOV]

21 trees were planted today in the Peake Farm Tot Lot on Twig Lane as part of the Long Range Tree Planting adopted by the Board of Supervisors with funding provided by developer contributions.

Volunteer for this Saturday's Patterson Farm tree planting:
https://t.co/wRifUTyPZv

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@johnmacknewtown a lot of this going around

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@johnmacknewtown *Upper

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Everyone’s been asking me, and I’m like “Come on, nobody cares what I think”, and everyone’s like “We’re DESPERATE to know what LMT’s newest nature preserve thinks!”, so —OK— I’m here to announce that I endorse @John_B_Lewis for LMT Supervisor. Good luck, Supervisor Lewis!

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

I like the stonk

[John B. Lewis @John_B_Lewis]

It’s official: @ZetaGlobal is now listed on the
@NYSE as ‘ZETA’! #ZETAIPO

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Seems low.

[Conservation Voters of PA @ConservationPA]

With our natural places and wildlife disappearing fast, it’s time to ask: “How much nature should America keep?” Let’s start with a commitment to protecting 30% of U.S. lands and ocean by 2030.
#30x30 #CampaignforNature

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@TrynSlp @7StellarJays @ChuckWendig Thank you. Now working out a series of high powered mirrors so that I can angle a view.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

...😔..humans, please stop this kind of shit, paving wetlands and am whatnot. I love y’all but come on now...

[Wes Neely @wesleyjneely]

Went back to a site I sampled two years ago that was packed with frog diversity (just about every species we have in Tuscaloosa) and tons of cottonmouths and water snakes.
It's a parking lot now.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@SecPompeo Byeeeeeeeee

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

I have this little tradition where every year, when I hear a bunch of fireworks and people yelling and it’s super cold out and the middle of the night, I tell myself it’s the official start of a new annual cycle for me. Kind of resets things a little. You?

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

I'd like to announce that I'm also planning to run for President in 2024.

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

Hey @realDonaldTrump if you're looking for a place to deliver your concession speech, I'm fantastic in all Four Seasons, I'm Total(ly) part of a Landscape, and I'd be a perfect locale...because I'm literally a pile of dirt dredged up from the bottom of a lake.🤙

[The New York Times @nytimes]

“Lawyers News Conference Four Seasons, Philadelphia,” President Trump tweeted on Saturday, before correcting it and explaining that he did not mean the luxury hotel and was referring instead to a business called Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
https://t.co/KrlqrNpvRP

[Silt Pile @Silt_Pile]

@realDonaldTrump Wrong.