Sylvia Zepeda

jesus-er. student. cool kid.

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

It's important for me to check up on Twitter every six months to see how the world is doing and then spend 30 minutes rewriting a non-funny tweet about my life. Makes me feel like I can go another six months without it. See you in April.

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

Me at the beginning of any Hallmark movie:

*rolls eyes*

Let me guess, they fall in love.

*still watches entire movie*

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

You think I'm reading something interesting on my phone, but I'm really just practicing my reading expressions with my camera open.

[Joey Ellis @joeyellis]

WHOOP WHOOP FRIDAY NIIIIIIIIGHT!

*sits alone eating a piece of bread in the dark*

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@isaias_faustino Scuse me, what? The king if cardigans.. from childhood...

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@isaias_faustino I own my own cardigans, thank you! If anyone's jealous, it's him, of either me or Mr. Rogers. 😏

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

Why is my dad wearing a cardigan? Is it April Fools? Did he have a stroke?

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@colinleinbach I have a reputation you know. You owe me.

[Trip Lee @TripLee]

Creating anything is a strange roller coaster. One minute: “This is amazing!” Next minute: “why am I doing this? It’s awful.”

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

Dad: You're gonna come to the store with me.
Me: But I just put on sweatpants.
Him: So?
Me: You don't care about me, do you?

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

Do the following:
1. Invite me to costume party/contest
2. Give me prize money
Or at least the first one. Plz I'm lonely.

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@t_yodez haha. I meant you sounded rude and standoffish. But nvms

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@t_yodez wow, this sounds so rude

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

When there's 13 people in a 15 passenger van and no one sits by you. #newkid

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

@colinleinbach You can't afford me

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

I don't understand varying levels of attractiveness. Sometimes God says, "My creativity will be exemplified in his face" & sometimes "nah"??

[relatable @byreIatable]

Whenever I get low on money I always start thinking really irrationally like what if I hadn't spent that $10 back in 2003

[Sylvia Zepeda @SilvaSylv]

Camper mentions Cavaliers.
Me: Oh fun! You in band?
Him: No?
*confusion*
Me: Thats probably a sports team, isnt it?
#respectlost #bandmoment