Stefani

practitioner of the random arts

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

@chrisarvinsf There’s a cat at the Pawtrero. Don’t know the name

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

Going to the symphony is like having to sit still for an hour and a half with nothing to do.

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

@ComedyFightNYC @JoeWGorman @BobbySheehanLOL Roman Leo

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@Virbac_US @hesusnyc He is SOOOOO upset about this dental treat situation. I don’t think he can wait until “later in the year...” is there a stockpile somewhere?

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

My New Year’s resolution is to drink less water.

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

Straws made out of bamboo? Isn’t bamboo already straws?

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@aCoupleofN3rds Omg so sad! Lol

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

@MoviePass_CS hey! No card received! It’s been months! I’ve been asking for it from support and no help! and I’ve been charged! Please help

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

You do you? Is that an encouragement or are you telling me to go fuck myself?

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

@trustedreviews seems like In ios11 you can’t put a new phone number into an iMessage window then save it in contacts.

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

You think "oh I can use that old Ipad/Iphone for just this one intended purpose," but you are just kidding yourself. You can't!

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

Those buns. Jebus.

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

I hate Trump but this march is stopping clients from being able to get to a woman owned business (mine)

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

I didn't want to check out the eclipse because what if it wasn't life changing?

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

Here's an ugly profile of me to prove I don't care about anything. See? I'm so secure!

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

I try to be personable. Sometimes I look at a person and think "I am not going to hate this person because they have untrimmed nose hair."

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

The wedding tent was too expensive so we decided to go with the Bouncy Castle

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

I wore the same dress to work for a month and here's what happened; nothing.

[Stefani @SilvermanWoman]

@rsmallbone ask the itty bitty titty committee. I mean ALTitybittytittycommittee

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@SunilOsman just hang. Way more innocent than my interpretation. I gotta chill.