Sim-Wise

Twitter is a shithole 💀

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Why can’t you buy Coors Banquet in the UK?

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Binge watched Big Boys and now i’m devo’d 😭😭😭

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Read recently how in the next few years there is going to be a celebrity apocalypse where all the big stars from yesteryear (McCartney/Jagger/DeNiro) will die because they are all in their 70s/80s and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

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I know they are minted but I don’t think there is anything more cringe than an ageing rock star. They just seem to morph into lesbian aunties overnight?

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@SamuelSansome @UKBackintheDay2 Top of the Pops never was! Super 80s vibes tho!

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Twitter is basically unusable now. I can’t believe how bad and how frequent the ads are!? Just an absolute trash fire.

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I love how everyone’s hating that lil mormon boy with the moustache on here, I thought he looked kind of hot but his music is TERRIBLE.

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I have a new blog on Substack, please give it a subscribe if you like to do reading sometimes, maybe when you are bored or having a big poo: https://t.co/lLQgLsOIee

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Defo think girls should be able to pull silly faces again lol

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A.I. slop is pure propaganda and speaks of our propensity to be fed complete shit. The more A.I. we consume the less we think for ourselves, the more the propaganda is working.

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I watched All Of Us Strangers last night knowing nothing about it.

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@rambling_roy I never had a cover.

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Scrolling through this thread realising EXACTLY why I was hired by FRONT (these faces were all default)

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🧵hayley williams grr face! (a thread)

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Elon Musk is powerful, dangerous and an incredible bore - we’re going to have to hold him and the other tech bros to account because Donald Trump certainly won’t.

https://t.co/9YhdMtm2nb

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Labour going after “benefits cheats” for tiny gains as opposed to fascist billionaires is fucking disgusting. Absolute scum party.