Simone

I'm mostly here for the tweets on Australian Bachie franchise, SurvivorAU and now, MasterChef.

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

That's it. I'm no longer committing to these 5 set matches.
My heart can't take it 😭
Congrats to Vukic tho for an epic go
#AusOpen

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@F3Lollipops @mikeyperera It just makes you want to smack some loyalty into them.

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@F3Lollipops @mikeyperera When Kokkinakis was about to serve for the match they started talking about how he's never gone past round 2 and have piled on him since then.

I also don't get why they don't try to be less critical and just focus on the chance he could do well

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@Lovandfear Eagle eye mysteries was my favourite! Plus rollercoaster Tycoon 😂

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

One thing I absolutely hate about the Aussie commentary team.

Just as an Aussie player is doing well or about to win- they start talking about how this Aussie has never made it to the next round or the pressure that's on them.

Why are you putting those vibes out #AO2025

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

200km Ace from Aussie Vukic takes out 22nd seed Frenchman Korda as lightning strikes nearby ⚡💀 #AusOpen2025

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@stationmum101 @cowboyfarmer1 I had a lower vitamin d score than my mum at age 19 and she had early onset osteoporosis. My vitamin d has been low since. Being in the sun for half an hour every day did NOTHING. So depending how low your result was and how your calcium is. just get on Ostelin vitamin D

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@Amiricargos His post match conference confirmed there will be no singles here again. And he didn't retire cos he said fans waited hours and he wanted to respect his opponent enough to try. Most humbled I've ever seen the guy

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@SamWazowski007 I thought it in the first set. Looked like he was going to pass out.

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

Kyrgios looks like he's about to collapse/barf #AO2025

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@ToreyChayann @TheCinesthetic Oh yes that was such a WTAF moment in the cinema

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@danilic You'll need to crack open a tinny with one hand only at customs or they won't let you through the gate.

[𝙁𝙎 🇵🇸 @Fs_FTBL]

Imane Khelif is a female-born woman fighter, she’s perfectly eligible to compete in women’s sports from a gender point of view

She’s born a female, please do not belittle her achievement as a woman and call her a man. It’s not right. This mass misinformation needs to stop.

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

Watching game of thrones season 8 back and the only thing that has reignited rage is that Jon did not say GOODBYE TO THIS GOODEST OF BOIS. JUST WALKED AWAY.
FKN RUDE #gameofthrones

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

Plastique not being one of the top 2 in the final challenge with that finale look and in the top 3 with Angeria and Roxxxy
#rupaulsdragrace

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

What I imagine is happening in Savs brain #MasterChefAU

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

SWEET WEEK is the week I can't watch cos I'll be travellinggg

So as a preemptive tweet for every night #MasterChefAU

[Simone @Sim_oneL]

@robair20 I can pretend if you like
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