Eni🤴👑

Son|Lover of God|Accountant|, Certified D365 CRM Functional Consultant| Certified Genesys Cloud FX|Aspiring Cybersecurity Architect .

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

You might need this.
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[Hansel Praise @hannytalker]

Thread on what a good CV looks like

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

Don’t wait till you travel out to retain your MTN SIM card.

Download the MTN app
Click on the 3 parallel dots
Click on the option Keep my Line and go for your preferred option
1 year is for #3500
3 years for #7500

This prevents your line from being disconnected or recycled.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

Don’t wait till you travel out to retain your MTN SIM card.

Download the MTN app
Click on the 3 parallel dots
Click on the option Keep my Line and go for your preferred option
1 year is for #3500
3 years for #7500

This prevents your line from being disconnected or recycled.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

Lagos is now a place for ONE Political party.
This is democracy, or Monoparty

Or when last did you see another party billboard for any public service post in Lagos.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

“Until you spread your wings, you will never know how far you can fly.”

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

FYA!

[BSAT Properties @BSAT_Properties]

ROAD OFFENCE AND THEIR PUNISHMENT UNDER NIGERIA LAW

1. You don't have C Caution in your Vehicle
Fine: 3k

2. Child sitting Position offence, children below 16 are not supposed to sit at the front.
Fine: 3k

3. Dangerous Driving, you dey drive like person wey get kolomental
Fine: 50k

4. Driving under Alcohol or Drvg influence
Fine: 5k

5. Driving with expired tyre or without spre tyre
Fine: 2k

6. Driving with Worn out tyre
Fine: 3k

7. If your car exhaust dey bring too much smoke out like say Fela dey smoke igbo
Fine: 5k

8. Your vehicle no get speed limit device
Fine: 3k

9. No Fire Extinguisher for your vehicle
Fine: 3k

10. You carry too much load, overloading
Fine: 10k

11. Preaching or Selling anything inside vehicle
Fine: 50k

12. You forgot to use seatbelt
Fine: 2k

13. Using your phone while driving
Fine: 4k

14. Bad side mirror
Fine: 3k

15. Broken front or back windshield glass
Fine: 2k

16. Driving with Expired Drivers Licence or no drivers licence

Fine: 10k.

Reference;
SECTION 10(4), 28(2) OF FRSC (ESTABLISHMENT) ACT, 2007 AND REGULATION 220 OF NRTR, 2012

© Atanda

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@SirDavidBent I will lol it away 😂

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@TheYorubaTimes In a country that has government.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@BayuzTv Samueli Ore re na de odomi
Meaning, Samuel, your grace extends to me.
This is deeply deep.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@jon_d_doe Many are regretting this action based on pity. Be brutal in choosing your life partner.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@jon_d_doe Error can be corrected in love but being disrespectful is beyond repairable.
Women are brutal in their decisions, no empathy.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@victor_ovaty @instablog9ja Okay boss.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@victor_ovaty @instablog9ja Your father didn’t?
Just curious

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@Lifesorchard So you prefer her kpai than to save a soul for you.
Your religion has taken you captive man and it’s a pity this doctrine still works on learned people.
Like you pack your brain somewhere and act with what you were been told.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@jon_d_doe This is beautiful to behold till he becomes a father in that house and he initiate hide and seek with his kids😂😂😂

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@instablog9ja Loll
Werey that will still cheat again 😂

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@instablog9ja The water no touch the cameraman 😂?

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@BayuzTv That can you meet my mum ehn . Hard guy melt

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@Genesys Working with Genesys or one of its partners is part of my resolution for the year 2026.
Also, today’s my birthday.

[Eni🤴👑 @Simb_alabi]

@GbengaWemimo Sleeping when expecting someone from a far distance?
This is unrealistic sha

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I have a very important advice to give to young single men.

Some of you in this generation are very lucky to meet young girls who do not mind to be in a relationship with you, despite you not being financially okay.

Please do not use your insecurities to chase the girls away.

Stop comparing yourselves with your male friends that are better than you financially, & are in a relationship.

Do not tell any young girl that is interested in being with you, that you're not in the right place (financially) to be in a relationship with her.

Let her be the one to say that, or take a walk, if she is not okay being in a relationship with you, because you're broke.

As long as you're not lazy, you're chasing your goals, & you know that your future is going to be okay, please keep giving her hope.

Always remember, women have the gift of foresight.

When a woman decides to be with you, despite being broke, she's not saying that she is happy with you being broke.

She's saying that she's happy with where she sees that you're headed.

She wants to invest in you, sacrifice for you, and build with you.

As long as you do not make her feel "ugly", non attractive, or you're comparing her with other girls that are obviously looking better than she is, she'll be happy with being with you.

If you're arrogant, too judgemental and making her feel low, she'll start to consider better options, to prove to you that she's capable of being like those girls, and this will make her cheat on you.

Do not assume that because you're not giving her money, then another man is giving her money, until she proves you otherwise.

As long as she's living within her verifiable means, please appreciate her and work hard to give her the life that she has dreamt for both of you.

This was what I did.

I was able to sustain my relationship for 9 years because I didn't feel insecure, and I didn't push my lovely wife away.

2 years before I married her, suitors were coming. But I had already secured a good job, and she gave none of them a listening ear.

Her sacrifices and patience paid off.

My little wisdom and hardwork and dedication paid off too.

And we became husband and wife.

As long as you're focused, and as long as you have a solid girlfriend behind you, you'll come out of that stage of uncertainty, & both of you will look back to your days of humble beginnings.

Please stop feeling insecure.

Stop thinking that you do not deserve to be in a relationship because you're broke.

You do.

You have a dick.

You have a brain.

You're legit.

You're hardworking.

It's just a matter of time.

End.