Jonathan Hales

I like turtles

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When your parents call and ask where you’re at

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Just when you need it....canned pussy

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@TheRealPhilX Hey Phil sometime can you break down that arpeggio type lick you do in your cover of Fire?

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Follow my band @the_weeds_music

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"@stevejewbs: Rt if u cried http://t.co/KtxH3WMuvp"

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https://t.co/EXijVQZAE1
I've been stuck on this song for a while

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I give up on people...

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"@GDJMM: Lil Wayne sounds like a dying dolphin"

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Why am I such an asshole to everyone? Why can't I just be nice?
Almost everyone hates me :/

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@PattySnowCake I'm sorry...

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I'm a fuck up..

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@PattySnowCake you're not! I swear......

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"@SoperminPls: open teh picktur http://t.co/tUQ5Pid5lt"

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"@PattySnowCake: While missing someone, your emotions are more likely to go from happiness to sadness instantly."

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

I really wish that when I got an erection it made that light saber sound.

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"The first person you think of in the morning, or last person you think of at night, is either the cause of your happiness or your pain."

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"@PunClTY: Lil Wayne http://t.co/ne6pdqplXe"

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"@FillWerrell: Me trying to flirt http://t.co/or9FerXKzj"

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When people say they are too busy to text you, but can post stuff on twitter all day -_-