Alejandro

No matter where life takes me find me with a smile

[Alejandro @haiiroalex]

might delete later idk felt cute

[Batto @Batto079]

Bro watching The Odyssey inside the Trojan Horse.

[Chuckfug @Chuckfug]

My girl is starting to realize I'm noticably worse at sex after my pet rat died and I stopped wearing a hat all the time

[debo @killmefam]

Jailbroke my granddads pacemaker and his heart exploded

[CallUnc @Callunc]

HOW IT FEELS TO BE CALLED UNC IN YO 30s

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

fat guy who had both arms amputated pulling his shirt down via telekinesis

[Wahlid Mohammad @Wahlid]

being unc is destiny but being chopped is a choice

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

Bison have no lateral movement, hesi to the right & sidestep to the left. Hope the tourist is okay.

[WILD SPICY🔥 @OhFuckYeahBud82]

If it was me out there #different

[lucila .⋆♱ 🇦🇷 @futuredeadgf]

not a shilling to your name 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

“God forbid a white boy get a lil motion Jerry”

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Holy shit

[Laura Sabino @mylaura_m]

Alemanha e Japão eliminados hoje.
Me sinto em 1945

[COTM @COTM_2]

Oficialmente Corea del Sur ha sido eliminada del Mundial

[Sloimay @Sloimay]

carefully checking the roundness of my son to make sure he's ready to roly and poly

[PokéMar 𓅪 @PokeMarr]

Oh my god they covered him in kief and they’re gonna smoke him

[grovy @grovymango]

I love Costco . The Costco sampler staff are allowed to touch me

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Just had to administer narcan to a minion

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

That Big ass Super Buu lookin ass nigga from Norway is kinda insane at this game.

[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

theyll never be able to afford a nest

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i no green i dominican papi