SimbasCock

Simba has no dick. That’s it. That’s the bio.

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#Shrink Juneteenth

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Once again, great night… zero girls talked to #lank

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Only one more day honey… I promise

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🐊 bump in the home town bar> #imback

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Need Google Translate for this halftime show #SuperBowl

[NFL Drop @TheNFLDrop]

Despite speculation, Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez will NOT play in Super Bowl LX. (via @RapSheek)

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49ers new qb1: Mac Jones

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Some people are actually retarted

[Bonchie @bonchieredstate]

MSNBC just speculated the Charlie Kirk shooting could have “been a supporter shooting their gun off in celebration.”

I have no words for how awful these people are.

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Am I too late to ask for an internship? #Coldplay

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Can my Road to Glory player go to Juco in college football 26? Just failed off North Carolina #NCAA26

[MikeVicksDogPound @italian_man31]

This little fucker want a 6 milly lower decky gum pilly?

[Ocho Drinko @ochodrinko85]

Nah, I don’t get Starbucks it’s too expensive, I typically make my coffee at home. Hey there’s this bar that sells $8 Guinness want to go later and buy 16 of them?

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My buddy said I’m to old to wear Nike (he only wears fraternity shirts) is he right or wrong?

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Think it’s time I pull out my Sperrys and throw these bad boys back on

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Still the hardest pair of socks known to man. Real ball knowers know

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Things got dicey last night

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Uhhhh…. Fuck.

[MikeVicksDogPound @italian_man31]

Top 5 Zyn timings:
1. Energy drink and Zyn at 5am
2. Post meal Zyn
3. Busch Latte and a Zyn
4. Lecture Zyn
5. Mid football practice Zyn
HM: Your boy giving you a Zyn when you have none

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Who the fuck let Lil Wayne drop The Carter VI

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That bag this weekend had me moving like lil skies in 2018

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Hardware store dude asked if I was still dating this girl from 2 years ago. Yea absolutely not buddy. Wrong guy