Simi Gold

Get slimey with your loved ones today

[cam @CameronSilas]

The dudes genuinely not being able to comprehend the difference between KC and Aniya’s clips are why we’re in a literary crisis #loveislandusa

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me when I see someone with my name
(I'm the original)

[Simi Gold @SimiGold6]

#dadtok

[jynx @jynxbby]

when a random girl asks me for a pad and i dont have it

[Bridget Early @bridget__early]

it’s 65 degrees. brat summer is over. it’s her time

[𝐕𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞👩🏻‍💻 @ReallyHotBitch]

big: im going to paris

carrie:

[Rachel Tashjian Wise @theprophetpizza]

Pretty good Shein satire from last night’s SNL https://t.co/jCFShJJrT1

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day:

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

antidepressants

[Simi Gold @SimiGold6]

@yoooooocat Same

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

Leaving the Oppenheimer theater and heading to the Barbie theater

[Rachel Tashjian Wise @theprophetpizza]

“There is an entire generation of consumers at this point that doesn’t actually know what high-quality clothing feels like and looks like,” Harrington says. “It gets easier, I think, for consumers to just not know any better.”

[Simi Gold @SimiGold6]

Truly waiting for the day that men realize we don't want to be hit on while at work...

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

if i was president i would paint the white house pink and replace the statue of liberty with a statue of hello kitty

[Simi Gold @SimiGold6]

Me but I'm always on sicko mode

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

he fucked me to sicko mode

[𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓈𝒽𝒾𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒹 🥀 @LanaGallery]

lana del rey album titles:

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when you ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time and you still don't understand what they said

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

me doing laundry and folding it all in the same night

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

RETWEET to WIN one of our classic bodysuits in black! 🤩

[Simi Gold @SimiGold6]

The best part about working at a Sports Bar is that no one you work with cares about sports...