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[Savage K🦀 @SafSavK]

@Toosynn Girl, your brother-in-law is testing boundaries!

[One woman Soldier👑 @Toosynn]

My brother in law sent this to me because I asked him to send a picture of a drink
What is he trying to do?
I should report him to his brother

[𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖞𝖓𝖊 @phveektordrayne]

The story isn't clear at all

[Jennin @Jennin8_]

Hey @grok, is this really the correct way to use airpods?

[Chi @__Poisonivyyy]

To all of us women, this should be a lesson do not ever stay with a man who hates you. PLEASE LEAVE

[TradeWithCartel @tradingcartel1_]

Check my track record. I’m not just talking about what’s possible with Gold; I’m out here demonstrating it, again and again.

I’m setting a standard in this space that most traders wouldn’t even believe was possible.

No long talks. No empty promises. Just execution, consistency and results.

There’s levels to this game, and I’m not at the bottom. 😂🔥

If you found me, you found a cheat code. Your life is about to change.

[Bella @QuincyBela]

When men talk of submission you might think they mean respect, Ye couldn't keep up with a Kardashian who preferred decency in public than neckednes so he went for the other brut 💆‍♀️

[Mary @Maryfd6k]

If you are in public go somewhere safe before you open the comments

[Stroms @stroms_ii]

I’m tired of pretending, @grok , what is the use of this loop behind men’s shirts?

[McPhils PR @GRNasake]

Bro gave her brain a factory reset 😂

[Ayla @iamaylah_]

Be honest who rocked the Victoria’s Secret the best

Barbara Palvin Kylie Jenner

[Docetefofa @history90s]

no put mouth for where you suppose use hands !

[Lainey💐 @Laineytales]

Selena & Benny just out here living their best lowkey married life 😌

[🧠 @LaSapiosexuelle]

Je ne vois pas en quoi c'est un problème qu'un père accompagne ses filles aux toilettes pour femmes. 🤷🏾‍♀️

[mubiouš @Mubarak_mubious]

Hotel Receptionist: “Your final bill is $925.”

Me: “Sorry? I booked three nights at $150 per night. That’s $450.”

Receptionist: “There are additional charges on your room. An extra guest, restaurant orders and late-night room service.”

Me: “I travelled alone. I haven’t ordered room service once.”

Receptionist: “That’s what the system shows.”

Me: “Then I’d like to see the records.”

She called the duty manager.

Manager: “What’s the problem?”

Me: “Your hotel is charging me for someone I’ve never met and food I’ve never eaten.”

The manager opened my reservation and started checking the charges.

A few seconds later, he frowned.

Manager: “Your original booking was for one guest.”

Me: “Correct.”

Manager: “But someone changed it to two guests on the second night.”

Me: “Who made the change?”

He checked the system.

Manager: “It was done using a staff login.”

Me: “And who added the restaurant bills?”

He scrolled further.

Manager: “The same account.”

I looked at the receptionist.

She had stopped typing.

[EMPRESS ⚜️ @Gitau_Nissay]

Awa wako wapi ndo tusiwatafte😁

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

Some people are just so lucky. Wdym you were born in Switzerland?

[Xabs💕 @justXabs_]

Please, let's not make suffering our national identity when we have everything it takes to build a great country. It's time for a change in direction, vote Peter Obi!

[Samara🩷 @pink_samara_]

Sex with a beginner:

Her: Don’t stop.
Him: (switches positions)

Sex with a pro:

[Softboy @softcreateee]

"Found a house for $75,000 but it's haunted"
Me the next day: