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the bitch is back (i'm the bitch)

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@jason_koebler bulldog insemination and whelping services, bonus points for placement over a handicap sign

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I think we're still decades away, culturally-wise, from recognizing how beautiful this logo is

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weeelll I like poopoo and I like pee

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@i_zzzzzz I see a TTWKTBS in the wild like once a month

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My new hard opinion about The World is that no boomer has voluntarily eaten a piece of fruit in like ten years.

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coming out of twitter retirement to deliver the latest advance in Culture and Language: The Robocop Hairline

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Sylvester Stallonious Monk

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If you look like a Kyle Mooney you kind of are a Kyle Mooney, no offense

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There really is just a whole genre of guys that looks like and is Kyle Mooney

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@naturegoth1993 might have been pre-having-met

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@tanto_anto it's got good bones

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@riotous_kate It’s just Harry Potter but grad school stuff instead of magic

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@itsalisorry i am happy to start saying this / bringing it up in conversation

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@toddmbosley Thank you for your support Todd Bosley! Love your work!!

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@clump_of_trash I interviewed at the studio behind these dogshit shirts and they all had big Vice mid 00s neck beard energy and were almost for sure on coke

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@itsalisorry i liked the gay bro melo :(

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The stool in this illustrated stool collection pamphlet is cute and looks tasty, sorry!

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Is it cute and cool and celebrated, even, to end most sentences at work with an exclamation point? Or is it pathetic worm behavior (hypothetical)

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@pleeeeeease Just rolls off your tongue