Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ

Don't start the party without me!

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

«🍌 Dᴇғᴇɴᴅᴇʀ ᴏғ Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ Isʟᴀɴᴅ, Pᴀʀᴛʏ Aɴɪᴍᴀʟ.

“Sᴛᴀʏ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ Bᴀɴᴀɴᴀ Hᴏᴀʀᴅ, Iғ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ's ɢᴏᴏᴅ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ!”

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[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

|| Yeah, I kinda deserve that.

I apologize, I'm very impulsive and hot-blooded sometimes.

I'll accept any and all there is to say.

[Hiyoko Saionji 🍊🍅 @HopeDancer15]

@Rosenveil Bitchy Kong.

[ᅠ‎ ‎ ‎ ᅠ ‎ 𝓝𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝓡𝑜𝑠𝑒 . ♔ @Rosenveil]

:: hot take: people don’t write how they want to to try and appeal to you 😱

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -I'm just wearing it to serve as, uh, armor! Yeah!"

Almost too eager to appease his new manager. But hey, who can argue with how fast he wanted to come around after causing at least a couple of pay day's worth of damage?

-DK- #METROMAYHEM

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -brushing with his furred arm, the dirt was removed faster than you could say 'Zap!'

Slamming it onto his dome, there was no hesitation to take on the 'application' offered to him.

"Just point me in the right direction, GM-er I mean, boss! O-of course after this is over.-

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

|| Because it doesn't make anyone's writing any more appealing to look at, a little emphasis can be given in other ways other than having distracting eyesores in the middle of a tweet.

But I guess letting them be is just the easy way out.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝝑𝝔 ˖ ࣪ 𝖍𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐚 ⃪໋݂֗ ‍ @dollisim]

https://t.co/UAbFsMAakq Why are people so obsessed with others putting bolded words on their own twitter accounts? Everyone has their own style of writing, let them be.

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -"Umm...sorry GM. I didn't mean to call you a tin can...

Can you forgive me?"

-DK- #METROMAYHEM

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -to feel the stings, especially of the recent blows due to not having pain suppression anymore.

"The big monkey is BAAAAack-! Oh, oh oh....Oh that stings, ow ow ow ow ow..."

Shrugging off his 'boo-boos' he hoisted up the foreman onto his feet, brushing him off.-

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -above because such an event happened with a blinding flash if all played out as intended. The aftermath would be anyone's guess.

-DK- #METROMAYHEM

[Dᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Kᴏɴɢ @SimianSlamma]

@RoboticForeman -"I'm the hammer, and you're the nail, now stay there!

BANANAAAAAAAAAAAA SLAMMAAAAAAAAA!!"

Once his arms swung down aiming for the very helmet of Guts Man, one could swear they heard a thunderclap as it made contact with his dome. It might as well have been a thunderbolt from-