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@WilliamShatner There are days I do feel like a 🐫 Captain.

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@WilliamShatner Well done captain!

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@ThrillaRilla369 @TheRedPillHQ I didn't think McDonald's used any part of a potato that was real at all.

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@kshaughnessy2 Wonder who he pissed off? Lots more heads to this hydra.

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@ThrillaRilla369 @MapsGoneWrong 2nd best meth next to Kentucky. Maybe 3rd if we're counting west Virginia.

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@peterstopcrime I'd have murdered my son & had i done that, I would have rather gone to jail than face my father. You should have slapped him twice.

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@Avabelly__ Kid gets one outfit, and one set of pajamas. Everything else goes bye-bye. 1st sign of acting up or bitching, hammer to phone. 2nd, break something else. Kid does laundry daily to stay clean, grow up & earn everything back. 1st sight of backtalk, rinse & repeat. Good luck.

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@Sofia50020Sofia Try that with my daughter & he'll be in a tree neutered. Just hanging out.

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@LoveRetroBTW Shining force ftw.

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@Amer1can_Barbie @BethanyForTruth Doesn't that make them women?

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@RJ74120113 Good. Somedays i feel like I need my head examined.

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@BroWire_ I dreamed of that happening to me more than 30 times.

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@TiffanyxFong How many kids are you going to have with Elon? They'll be smart.

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@Sassafrass_84 Check your capacitors. Seems since GE and everyone else that has been bought out for capacitors & small motors, those things are garbage compared to how they used to be. Just pull fuse, & take a screw driver & ground leads as they hurt like hell of they shock you.

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@BethanyForTruth This shit is getting old. Anyone else feel like they are one or two more kicks in the teeth away from becoming something between Dexter & The Punisher?

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@ThrillaRilla369 I hear ya. Any probing they do to me, I doubt I'll even notice. I'm not gay, but sure have taken it up the ass a lot. Dry dock. No lube, no warning. This timeline is starting to suck.

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@theliamnissan Retarted.

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@ChrisMurphyCT He lost money & wasn't funny. If he had made money, he'd still be on tv.

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@ProudSocialist Stop the water if they build it.

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@T_Manzana27 He didn't make money, he got canceled. Easy math.