T.U.M.I

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[Azania @azania1023]

This is how Small Street in JHB looks like today after the demolition of illegal structures which were built by illegal foreigners…

This wouldn’t have happened if it wasn’t for Ngizwe, Jacinta, Phakama, PhakeluMthakathi, March and March, ActionSA , MKP and others 🙌🙌🙌🙌

[Hopewell Chin’ono @daddyhope]

South Africans watching President Cyril Ramaphosa’s speech like it was a deleted scene from The Wolf of Wall Street. 🤣🤣🤣

Leonardo DiCaprio:
“I’M NOT LEAVING!!!”

President Ramaphosa:
“My fellow South Africans, I respectfully want to make it clear that I will not resign…”

At this point somebody must just edit the two videos together with the crowd in Parliament beating tables like Wall Street traders. 🤣🤣🤣
The only thing missing is Julius Malema standing up at the back shouting:
“SHOW ME THE MONEY!!!”🤣🤣🤣

President Cyril Ramaphosa watched Leonardo DiCaprio in The Wolf of Wall Street and truly said;
“Yes. This is the energy I need.” 🤣🤣🤣

[Nic Cruz Patane @niccruzpatane]

Today I learned that diesel Audis had speakers in their exhaust systems to make them sound better.

Yes, this is real.

[@sindizulu86 @sindizulu86]

Ukuhlakanipha kuyaphela lamhlanje ngifuna impahla zami

[Sanele Nkosi @sanelenkosiii]

SIU FREEZES R76.5 MILLION IN 17 PROPERTIES AND 7 LUXURY CARS IN ESKOM-RELATED ALLEGED CORRUPTION.
SIU has secured a preservation order from the Special Tribunal, freezing 17 immovable properties worth R76.5 million and 7 luxury cars linked to businessman Siyabonga Moses Goodwill Nkosi who is married to famous instagram influencer Leleti Nkosi known for her luxurious lifestyle

[𝐁𝐨𝐝𝐲'𝐨𝐟'𝐆𝐨𝐝💦 @Champagnediet1]

I've never wanted a sink this bad in my life🙂‍↔️

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

That little run gave it away I knew he is about to kill it 🔥🔥

[aka @akafaceUS]

How we used to do it in highschool

[LEGEND ZUKO🍑🏋️‍♂️🎬 @LegendZuko51546]

watch to the end

she pretended his girlfriend to get his attention

[Rolivhuwa 🫶🏾 @ReezaySA]

Haircuts are now lasting 5 days max. By day 7 you look like an SRC President.

[Crazy Vibes @CrazyVibes_1]

Two engineers who hacked into an airplane's entertainment system to play a video game have been given free airline tickets for life by the airline after revealing how they did it.

[Thomas @Owishemwe]

Ever since the U.S left W.H.O the world is flourishing in medical research and development.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Working in Sandton, Living Rent Free In Ga-Masemola 🙏🏾

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Share your best Grok Imagine prompts!

Most people don’t know how, so this will help them.

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

Nokia spent so much resources building futuristic devices that when the future arrived, they had run out of ideas 😂

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Surviving as a man alone is easy. It becomes way difficult the moment you attach a woman to your life.

[Just Tumi @TheDeveloperess]

You guys can fight me but Lobola and multiple ceremonies killed the black community by making it difficult to build families from a young age.

[kanav @kanavtwt]

POV: You realise Apple products went from “overpriced” to “most value for money” in 2026.

> Base Macbook Air with 512gb ssd
> Base Macbook Air with 16gb ram
> Base iPhone with 256gb storage
> Base iPhone with 120hz display

[Rendani (MBA - Wits) @Rendani666]

Today let’s talk about how procurement fraud actually works in South Africa. The mechanics and techniques used to get away with millions of rands.

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