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[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

I don't understand the revulsion I have with AI produced media...

I have been disturbed with this particular ad till I looked at the fingers...

Fk you @JohnnieWalkerMx you couldn't afford an actual Kenyan for this advert...

Umbwa nyinyi!

#ikokazikenya

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

24 hours without a formal reaction from the Kenyan government even though it’s a Kenyan court that blocked the US Ebola facility.

Why is all the information about this coming from Americans?

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

This is an impeachable offense. In fact, it is treason against the People of Kenya.

[Dr Branice Munyasa @Branicemercy]

Do you want to say American medics are not competent ? 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

Why do that when you have a wild lab that can 'accidentally' break containment in a far away lab that can be better observed, tracked and researched?!!

[Krutika Kuppalli, MD FIDSA @KrutikaKuppalli]

We have network biocontainment units in the US that were built and refined with dedicated expertise since 2014 yet somehow we think it’s a good idea to build a facility in 7 days in Kenya with minimally trained staff as an alternative to this

This is a disaster in the making and waste of resources which could have been used to help contain the response.

[Бианка @BiankaB12]

Piece of advice: if you are a parent, watch out what the Finns are doing and copy them. It's one of the few countries that pays closer attention to their youth. They observe, study, and adjust all the time!

For example, they are now gradually reversing their decade-long, tech-heavy education model to combat declining cognitive performance and severe classroom distractions. Schools are scaling back on devices in favor of printed textbooks, handwriting instruction, and pen-and-paper assignments.

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@kenyanthoughts @Thuranira_1 In the peak of Mungiki in stages along Thika Road... no underwear meant Mungiki

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@ItsJeffreyJeff I got a Billy goat... 5 months now, the mother does one jug when in milk... no records of the father.... might probably be a better breeder for you...

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

"There's Ebola outbreak so there's no public gatherings allowed"

Finance Bill watapitishia hapo

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@Benign_Overlord All boil down to the below:

1. Am too stupid to think foe myself
2. I gain form the systems failure
3. Am retarded

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@pr3stonK Bananas with meat stew that taste somewhere between chicken and fish

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@MuneneJr_ There are soo many 'right' dead people...

Traffic is not the hill I'll die on..

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

Haha "Hello Moto"

@Moto

[CR1337 @CR1337]

A Reddit user found out that Motorola phones have started hijacking the Amazon app to insert affiliate codes - on a phone that cost $1,900 - talk about greed..

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@LabanMbunya Building ilitoa maji kama damu haha

[Nelson Havi SC @NelsonHavi]

So the stealing has reached Kenya Law Reports? One has to pay through ecitizen to download a ruling or judgment. We tolerate a lot of nonsense as Kenyans. Madam @CJMarthaKoome please have this nonsense by @MyKenyaLaw stopped pronto!

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@MrAndyNgo @nikitabier We monkeys don't need no money cause we got trees to climb...

Money spoils our sense of harmony...

All money for the upstanding light skins please

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

If Google translate could help Tanzanians with subtext..

[Syntheist @meshmwandishi]

It doesn't matter if you’re;

🇸🇸 genocidal
🇸🇴gay and coping about it
🇺🇬fat
🇹🇿blissfully retarded
🇰🇪delusional & argumentative
🇧🇮kenyan 1
🇷🇼kenyan 2
🇨🇩all of the above

We're all Jumuiyans.

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

@alexmwanzo Ayaai

[Simiyu @SimlawSimiyu]

When paying close to zero... this is a valid point..

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Bezos on CNBC: "You could double the taxes I pay, and it's not gonna help that teacher in Queens. I promise you."