Chris Simpson

[Chris Simpson @SimmoUSM]

Right, back to not using Twitter for another few years

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That went way too quickly. Not a bad track on the album #3030something

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If you can't say it with flowers then don't say anything #3030something

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@30somethingUSM Thanks for giving us vinyl junkies adequate flipping time #3030something

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Elevator going up #3030something

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@MCRMetrolink We're moving again now :)

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@MCRMetrolink The incident is still ongoing. I'm stuck on an Altrincham tram that's been waiting forever to get into Cornbrook.

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Hello Twitter. On Saturday I'll be taking part in a fancy dress pub crawl in aid of @CMTUnitedKdom. Please donate at https://t.co/UfxNNNWtc7

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@MCRMetrolink Ticket machines at Brooklands (Altrincham bound): One has a faulty touchscreen, other isn't accepting cards.

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The journey has begun. I'm on my way to the train station #carterusm #FinalComedown

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@George_Osborne @MCRMetrolink @manairport So it is his fault that I'm having to wait ages at Brooklands for a tram to Altrincham?

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@XfmManchester Seems to be working now. Ta very muchly :)

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@XfmManchester The live stream seems to be broken and I want to listen to @therealboon :(

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@therealboon The best thing about being a Manc is that we get "that's good innit" on xfm. That's good innit?

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Did the cleaner at Facebook unplug something important to plug a hoover in? #facebookdown

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@therealboon That was good wasn't it? Amazing gig.

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@George_Osborne Out meeting hardworking people again? You should join them later for a pint or two before getting ready for eyes down.

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@David_Cameron @CBItweets Are you teaching them how to play bingo? Bingo halls in EU mean we wouldn't miss out if we could afford holidays.

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I'm having an alcohol free January in support of Cancer Research. Please visit my Just Giving page and sponsor me https://t.co/XpVJUkAs

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Ok who broke Facebook? Even http://t.co/CoZX3qhZ is down due to the number of people checking if Facebook is down.