Eric Simmons

Simmology - the study of Eric Simmons

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Florida!?! Why would you make me side with Disney on anything #ORLANDO

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Happy birthday yo @Spikelifejake

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Also, this is all I’m saying, king Richard pulled this shit but Hancock would never #Oscar

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

I thought the industry wasn’t going to just turn a blind eye to assault anymore … seems like most people looked up and away and you gave let’s face it a bully a trophy #Oscars

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Giving out smoke today

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

What a good game to have such a shitty ending … THANKS FOR RUINING IT REFS #SuperBowl

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Mmmm 😒😒 whateva … I guess it was getting a little old

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Lincoln-way East you gotta be fucking with me this god damn kid is always on the wrong side of history!!!

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

This is no rivalry as I’ve said before it’s a yearly lesson

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

3-4 vs your in state rival 0-5 vs your long time conference rival I can see how Michigan fans are frustrated, and I can see them saying fire Harbaug, but idk who they would hire but I got to say college football is just better when they’re good #MICHvsMSU

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Down goes Bama … this is like my favorite week of college football

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

I heard that Jay verse … y’all need to stop talking like he went in … I swear that dude could fart on mic and y’all would call it genius😒😒 #DONDA

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

You know it’s kind of weird that you can be the 4th best at something in the world and you don’t get shit … maybe a congrats from your family and friends #TokyoOlympics

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

We’ve all done the thing where you make your guy a 99 overall in Madden … Then you have a friend tell you to make realistic stats and you change it … I wonder what @PatrickMahomes friends used to say to him #Madden22 #99overallClub

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

What feels better than sinking in to your couch after a nice hard leg day 😮‍💨😮‍💨#Bliss

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

@maddiebckley I can’t believe I didn’t see this … even when he’s in other stuff he’s still Urkel

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

@dwcprodz The problem was Mitch not Nagy and Pace moved up to get him … not to mention the other picks he swung and missed on, Kevin White the one year WV wonder anyone??? The guy drafts mostly busts. Nagy has won despite having a bad front office

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

You can never go wrong with an ice cold bottle of water

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Okay I really hate being this guy right now but my love for track & field can’t let this keep being said … The fastest women in world will be competing in the Olympics because it’s Shelly-Ann Fraser-Pryce don’t take away from her greatness too

[Eric Simmons @Simmology]

Have you ever looked at a tan line and genuinely wondered when the F you ever that light?