ShawnJovi

Creator of WAYNE, on @primevideo + writer/director of film EENIE MEANIE for 20th Century Studios, which I made w/my imagination. Brockton, MA, via LA, CA

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Every year at the local haunted maze the same jerk dressed as Freddy Krueger likes to single me out and scare me over and over and humiliate me in front of my kids but this year is going to be different as I lost custody of my kids

[John Leguizamo @JohnLeguizamo]

Just sayin’

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Yikes: The Bengals are under heavy criticism online for IGNORING Vice President JD Vance as he tried to greet them.

The large majority of the team did not shake his hand or even acknowledge Vance.

Many Republicans are calling for the NFL to fine them.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

If we win the senate I’ll kiss my wife on the mouth

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@LukeBarnett b lawrence left with the magic

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

My meter broke for a bunch of months. The dwp made up a number of what I owed and I got a bill for over 8,000 dollars

[KTLA 5 Morning News @KTLAMorningNews]

Outrage from @LADWP customers who say their bills have tripled in recent months. @AnnieRoseNews talked to one woman whose bill is $24K. We at @KTLA invite the LADWP Board to come to talk to us about this.
https://t.co/UdsnKI42hY

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Yooooooooo

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Peter Jackson says ‘TINTIN 2’ will be the next film he directs.

He has just completed the script.

(via: https://t.co/64cu36k5Yq)

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

The diplomat

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

Holy Shit — San Diego is showing the F up!!!!! #NoKingsDay ain’t messing around!!!

[Simon Ateba @simonateba]

No Kings Rallies as Americans express outrage over the state of the country

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

This guy told people to vote for this so fuck him but this is one of the funniest runs ever done good lord

[DK @DK3OffTheT]

Tim Dillon opens his show with an absolute banger.

He spends 10 seconds on Katie Zacharia, which is 10 seconds longer than she lasted as WH Press Secretary.

Then he highlights Pete Hegseth, Friend of the Show, and his accomplishments.

Take it away Tim:

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

You always think maybe they’ll try to be more serious people at some point but no, they have nothing because they’ve ruined the country so they go full idiocracy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ted Cruz: "Right now, if you are left-wing transgender witch, you hate Donald Trump"

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

My teenage son and his friend just came out of streetfighter pumped to the gills.

[Hear in LA @hearinladotcom]

it's 420

new rule: never kiss the ring of a felon
who is withholding billions of dollars to yr state
if you want to threepeat

[Wagon Burner 🪶 @oodhamboi]

“how in the world did the dodgers lose?”

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Hey @nyknicks maybe don’t go to the White House like these guys did.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

2 groups of trumpers is way too much

[Brandon Straka #WalkAway @BrandonStraka]

MAGA and America First clashed HARD over the case for war with Iran.

Alex Stein insists that Iran never attacked America.
David Pollack challenged that claim, while Viva Frei questioned when “we’ve been at war for 47 years” became the justification.

Watch the full MAGA vs. America First @RealWalkAway debate. Link in comments.

@tommysotogeist @robnoerr @DavidPollackUSA @realmikolson
@HarrisonHSmith @thevivafrei @alexstein99 @realchasegeiser

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@LukeBarnett Bro

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Square Eyes: One of the Best TV Shows of the Decade is on Netflix https://t.co/Kr0OUqhdnO

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Nothing more metal than keeping quiet about the government. Thanks, James!

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

There’s a big reason you’re saying we should be quiet about politics. You’re one of the bad guys.