ShawnJovi

Creator of WAYNE, on @primevideo + writer/director of film EENIE MEANIE for 20th Century Studios, which I made w/my imagination. Brockton, MA, via LA, CA

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Every year at the local haunted maze the same jerk dressed as Freddy Krueger likes to single me out and scare me over and over and humiliate me in front of my kids but this year is going to be different as I lost custody of my kids

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

So does this let the cat out of the bag that actor director Jon Favreau is maga?

[Pod Save America @PodSaveAmerica]

How Jon Favreau almost made it to the White House UFC fight.

[iza @izamamaa]

Wasn’t her husband assassinated in broad daylight here in the U.S. while Trump was president?

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

This year’s going to go down as a banger, popcorn cinema wise.

(Everything else? Dogshit.)

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

They do this every time, know how it works. Pretend they don’t.

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so fucking sick of watching republicans scream about CA elections

You want to fucking know why CA takes so long to count ballots?

Let's take a state like Montana. Their total state population is 1.4 million while ours here in CA is 40 million

In Montana, about 300K people vote. In CA, about 24 million people vote

I know you ignorant, toothless, GOP motherfuckers barely passed basic math, but when you have tens of millions of votes, this takes longer to count

So shut your fucking Pie Holes & deal with it bitches

[WTFGOP @doggintrump]

I am so fucking sick of watching republicans scream about CA elections

You want to fucking know why CA takes so long to count ballots?

Let's take a state like Montana. Their total state population is 1.4 million while ours here in CA is 40 million

In Montana, about 300K people vote. In CA, about 24 million people vote

I know you ignorant, toothless, GOP motherfuckers barely passed basic math, but when you have tens of millions of votes, this takes longer to count

So shut your fucking Pie Holes & deal with it bitches

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@itsscottig @Natasha_Brynn1 No one has ever loved him

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@RonDeSantis He knows how this works. Dems vote by mail at a high rate. Why does he risk sounding like a dumbshit? Keep counting til u get the result you want? No you keep counting til they’re all counted. Absolute weirdo.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Worst person

[The Intellectualist @highbrow_nobrow]

“[The] corrupt reporter standing right there, never smiles. Young, beautiful woman, never smiles. I never see a smile on her face. I see her standing with such hatred in her eyes.”

- President Trump publicly insults journalist Kaitlan Collins. (2026)

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Spencer Brat ☠️

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

His brain is dogshit

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Suuuuuurre, buddy

[Rep. Andy Ogles @RepOgles]

Earlier today while working on the farm, my phone began going crazy because of a post made by a member of my comms team.
The post was stupid, hurtful and a complete distraction from my America First focus. The employee has been reprimanded.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

We suck

[New York Post @nypost]

'Jersey Shore' star Mike 'The Situation' Sorrentino says he's thinking about run for NJ governor https://t.co/68vFRAFKMR

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Wow. Scott Pelley just got fired from 60 Minutes for standing up to the right wing grifters who are trying to destroy it. Thank you to Pelley, Anderson Cooper, Sharyn Alfonsi, and Cecilia Vega (all people who left or were fired) for doing the right thing. Crazy stuff.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@AJ1489840911815 @QuickestTempa True

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Tears streaming down my face

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

@LeonCowan8 @DanRafael1 Delahoya…

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

It’s going to be Harris.

[Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film]

Harris Dickinson, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Jacob Elordi are all nearly tied to be next James Bond

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

You know, priorities. Like owning a truck. (What a dick head.)

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I have questions I want reporters to ask low T Talarico:

Do you own a gun? Are you a Cowboys fan? Does he know the Spurs are playing tonight? Does he own a truck? Does he believe in premarital sex? Does he wear women’s underwear?

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Nate nails what I couldn’t put my finger on.

[ShawnJovi @Simms2673]

Whatever your feelings are about Gwyneth Paltrow, a vagina candle is probably the punk rock thing ever.