Gettify (The Gadget Monarch)

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[Gettify (The Gadget Monarch) @SimmySinmi]

Another problem with people is that they like to make ships out of submarines. This tweet is not about water transportation.

[Batife @Tife_wrld]

Ibadan micra drivers and bad mouth are 5 & 6. I was coming home from work & I wanted to take a cab from Iwo road. I politely asked the man, "how much?" he said #500. I said ahh kilode Otipoju The man said “shebi Pepsi niyen lowo ee, ragbado si komaa feserinlo.”😭💔

[Dila | ديلا @ochilbro]

I'm sorry but it's giving...

[Celestial being @ayrastarr]

If you’re starving come and eat 🌪️💜

[SAMUEL @keengsam]

I no fit get bike make I still dey trek go bathroom 😂😂😂

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Over 8 billion people on earth and nobody sabi repair earpiece?

[Brymes @OdebunmiTimothy]

Finally everyone can see I didn’t have a broken childhood and it’s entirely normal to read encyclopedias as a child

[OmniPool @TheBigOmniPool]

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[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

Approaching me knowing you don’t give men money is wild.

[Dr Ola Brown @NaijaFlyingDr]

Why isn't Nigeria rich?Bad government? Corruption?

Or is there a more uncomfortable explanation: the way we think about money itself?

In my new article, I explore why some societies turn money into capital,while others struggle .

Find the link here: https://t.co/FVIMeohKMp

[love, ife. @ifeoluw_a]

i have decentered ego and shame when it comes to liking people romantically. na me like you, so do as you like. it’s your time, jaye lo. opon apala ma sun finally.

[Gettify (The Gadget Monarch) @SimmySinmi]

I swear no one asked for k9 unit buff but okay

[Call of Duty: Mobile @PlayCODMobile]

New season, new info. We've got you covered. Season 5 patch notes are here!

[valentine @valawakened]

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

[Gettify (The Gadget Monarch) @SimmySinmi]

Transformers ke? How far bro na 3050 I get o 😭😭

[CharlieIntel @charlieINTEL]

Forza Horizon 6 gameplay

[Zion @Yebosokko]

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[Gettify (The Gadget Monarch) @SimmySinmi]

Hi @EA F1 mobile game when?

[Everyone's Unfriendly Neighborhood Batman @LordGhostX]

In mid-February, I had an idea to exploit mispricings on prediction markets.

I spent the first week seeing if there was actually something there: building the strategy, testing it on historical data, and modeling slippage, fees, and execution as realistically as I could.

Then I spent the next 2 weeks building the system, integrating with @Polymarket, paper trading the strategy, and tightening the simulator until it more closely matched live conditions.

After that, I went live.

4 weeks later, the portfolio was up 170%. The strategy improved significantly during that stretch, but the edge held, so I added more capital.

Now, 5 weeks in:
• $100,238.94 in volume
• 3,122 trades across 1,423 markets
• 83.85% win rate
• ~2% PnL on volume
• ~$700 paid in Polymarket fees
• 8.157 Sharpe

I’ll write more about the full journey later. It’s been a long one.

For now, the next upgrade is moving from taker to maker: better entries, no fees, rebates, and hopefully a much better system.

P.S. If you find the account, don’t copy trade it. This is price sensitive, and being late can get ugly fast.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Who no sabi reverse cursed technique for this Culling game no see life come

[Daily Naruto @NarutoDaily_]

There’s no way Tenten wasn’t going to get caught cheating 😭

[KHAN'✨ @khanofkhans11_]

“Before you move to me I like money ooo”

Na me come like poverty na. Eran.

[Lotuses and Kafka Stories 🇨🇿🍵 @LotusesK]

“Why don’t you like dancing in public?”

*Dancing at a party when I was 6 years old*

MC: Is he the winner!??

Crowd: NOOOOOOOOO!!

Me: