Chris Simcock

Software developer and Boba Fett

[Chris Simcock @SimmySpike]

@Laura_19_95 Better luck next time!

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@philmorrisgb Yes, very experienced. I use AI pretty much daily and json is bread and butter. Chris from Belle vue.

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@techhsiren https://t.co/Rp2THGyqMG

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@techhsiren I've trained the dog not to eat my food, or my dropped food. My girlfriend is the opposite.
During meals the dog spends the entire time trying to get her food and leaves me in piece. :)

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@prasenx "I told the customer it could already do it"

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@malware_yml @endingwithali The first thing I did as a scrum master was to rename that to "Backlog refinement"

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@maybe_riya Waterfall

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@IAmJunior192268 Stuntman

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@personofswag *

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@kelbels_ Start with Visual Basic, when I was 8.

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@trunarla What did you do yesterday? What are you doing today? Is anything blocking you?

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@techhsiren I'm British, and I rarely say it. You can use my quota.

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@heyOnuoha "Our SLAs are measured in milliseconds"

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@CHSOHY At 10, Visual Basic 4. Maybe 5? I started when I was 8.

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@malware_yml I used to enjoy watching the juniors running to the board as soon as the meeting finishes to grab the easy tasks.

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@Laura_19_95 Someone I know on the south cost says it's bad. Here in Manchester, blue skies!

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@malware_yml Years ago, I worked at a place that adopted agile properly and made all the PMs redundant.

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@TheMottledWren @poke_times Ohh, I like it!

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@endingwithali Of actual typing the code, between 1 and 2 hours. Deciding how to do something and what to type: All the time.
When making a brew, driving, eating, cooking, cleaning. When I'm typing is when I'm least productive.

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@elianarose66 "D'Eiffel-tful Tower"